Howard: "I'm so ugly Robin. I look like a plucked chicken in my bathing suit"

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Fag.
     
  2. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    did he mention his belly?
     
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    Not his belly. But he talked about the cellulite on his ass, how he looks at it in the mirror and how he doesnt understand why it wont go away.
    He gets to the gym twice a week and does squats with 35 lbs on each side in addition to the 45 lb bar.

    Does he not get that he's an old man and its all down hill now? Sheeesh.
     
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    Hey,cmon. I like chickens.

    As Robin wood say... Chick Filuh
     
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    I am no where near Wig's age, but he's only squatting 115?!
     
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    :haha:
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    Jesus, okay, what man wears a bathing suit. What hetero man here would admit to trying on bathing suits?
     
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    lol
     
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    Squatting 115 lbs......

    :giggle:

    Does that even count as exercise?
     
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    Take heart, Howie, you've looked like hell your entire life, but things are sure to improve after you hit 60.
     
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    You are a genius.
     
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    Mega-REPS!!!!!
     
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    no gayer than him suggesting that Sal's punishment for losing a trivia contest to a retarded teenager should be taking and swallowing Richard's load...even the loopy broad on the phone said that wasn't funny
     
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    What happened to the dorky blue ones with the white racing stripes he's been wearing for years?
     
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    he still has them, but they are now backups. there was a big sale on irregular old guy trunks when he was in florida last. the old ones were still going strong after 10 years, but beth convinced him it was worth an investment in new ones.
     
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