Howard: "I'm the reason Katie Couric got engaged Robin"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 3, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    254,198
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    25,839
    Likes Received:
    50,825
    From Marksfriggin.com...

    Howard said Katie Couric is engaged to her boyfriend and he thinks that he might be responsible.

    Howard said the boyfriend is a big fan of the show. He asked why he's not getting married and he ended up calling her over to talk about it.
    Howard said he'd marry the two of them. He said that he kind of pushed for it and he thinks he's behind it in a way.
    Robin asked if he's going to perform the ceremony. Howard said he would if they wanted him to but he's pretty sure they won't.
     
  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

    Reputations:
    387,786
    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2011
    Messages:
    57,000
    Likes Received:
    65,029
    "Robin I'm responsible for it, in a sense."
     
  3. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

    Reputations:
    73,597
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    20,884
    Likes Received:
    18,379
    At this point, we've gone beyond worrying about Howard losing his mind and just started accepting the fact that he's old and senile...
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    197,295
    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2012
    Messages:
    41,581
    Likes Received:
    40,973
    ...i know somebody like howard you could say theyre related i suppose. i ask this person for either the phone number of a guy who does carpenter work or to giv e him my phone number. the 'friend' says that he didn't want to be responsible for contracting. i laughed in his face and told him all he was asked to do was move a phone number around. then told him forget it, its raining carpenters in seattle.
     
  5. meanredhed

    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    229,414
    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2012
    Messages:
    8,497
    Likes Received:
    23,197
    Maybe Beth can get Howard and Katie matching blue panties for the wedding night?
     
  6. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Reputations:
    120,769
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    10,876
    Likes Received:
    16,291
    It's sickening that he even has a desire to be associated with that unctuous, phony muppet.
     
  7. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    20,563
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    2,577
    Likes Received:
    5,327
    Mr. Stern, your cell...er...um...room is ready.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

    Reputations:
    16,673
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    5,957
    Likes Received:
    3,753
    Messiah complex......
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    197,295
    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2012
    Messages:
    41,581
    Likes Received:
    40,973
    ...and right after he patted himself on the back for playing cupid he started questioning on the air if he is really married or not.
     
  10. HorseFanNetwork

    HorseFanNetwork Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    25,251
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,234
    Likes Received:
    3,751
    "I'm the reason Katie Couric got engaged Robin"


    in his honor of course hehehe
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    197,295
    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2012
    Messages:
    41,581
    Likes Received:
    40,973
    ...will howard cut in on the first dance? hes responsible for the whole thing after all.
     
  12. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Reputations:
    443,527
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    25,459
    Likes Received:
    49,819
    Howard won't be happy until every man is married, so he'll have company jerking off on his Ipad while his wife parties.
     
  13. sfgirl

    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    38,215
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    4,555
    Likes Received:
    3,192
  14. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    20,563
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    2,577
    Likes Received:
    5,327
    "Ya know Robin, In a sense I've accomplished more in my life than Jesus ever did in his. I should have my own religion. People should be praying to me."

    "You are soooo right Howard."
     
  15. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

    Reputations:
    15
    Joined:
    May 5, 2012
    Messages:
    4,283
    Likes Received:
    6
    That's such a straight thing to do, to push another dude to get married.

    :facepalm:

    END THE CHARADE!!! :mad:
     
  16. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    8,834
    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2011
    Messages:
    5,525
    Likes Received:
    3,692
    This is the correct response. What is he doing trying to gain favor with that overaged cheerleader, anyway?
     
  17. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

    Reputations:
    387,786
    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2011
    Messages:
    57,000
    Likes Received:
    65,029
    "I was just going to say that."
     
  18. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

    Reputations:
    255,088
    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2011
    Messages:
    4,222
    Likes Received:
    16,936
    "In other words, and on some levels...the fact of the matter is....."