Howard: "I'm the reason Katie Couric got engaged Robin"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    From Marksfriggin.com...

    Howard said Katie Couric is engaged to her boyfriend and he thinks that he might be responsible.

    Howard said the boyfriend is a big fan of the show. He asked why he's not getting married and he ended up calling her over to talk about it.
    Howard said he'd marry the two of them. He said that he kind of pushed for it and he thinks he's behind it in a way.
    Robin asked if he's going to perform the ceremony. Howard said he would if they wanted him to but he's pretty sure they won't.
     
  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "Robin I'm responsible for it, in a sense."
     
  3. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep Gold

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    At this point, we've gone beyond worrying about Howard losing his mind and just started accepting the fact that he's old and senile...
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i know somebody like howard you could say theyre related i suppose. i ask this person for either the phone number of a guy who does carpenter work or to giv e him my phone number. the 'friend' says that he didn't want to be responsible for contracting. i laughed in his face and told him all he was asked to do was move a phone number around. then told him forget it, its raining carpenters in seattle.
     
  5. meanredhed

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    Maybe Beth can get Howard and Katie matching blue panties for the wedding night?
     
  6. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    It's sickening that he even has a desire to be associated with that unctuous, phony muppet.
     
  7. Pigsaw

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    Mr. Stern, your cell...er...um...room is ready.

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  8. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots?

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    Messiah complex......
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...and right after he patted himself on the back for playing cupid he started questioning on the air if he is really married or not.
     
  10. HorseFanNetwork

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    "I'm the reason Katie Couric got engaged Robin"


    in his honor of course hehehe
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...will howard cut in on the first dance? hes responsible for the whole thing after all.
     
  12. BethSucks

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    Howard won't be happy until every man is married, so he'll have company jerking off on his Ipad while his wife parties.
     
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    "Ya know Robin, In a sense I've accomplished more in my life than Jesus ever did in his. I should have my own religion. People should be praying to me."

    "You are soooo right Howard."
     
  15. IlluminatiJones

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    That's such a straight thing to do, to push another dude to get married.

    :facepalm:

    END THE CHARADE!!! :mad:
     
  16. jokeland

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    This is the correct response. What is he doing trying to gain favor with that overaged cheerleader, anyway?
     
  17. PI Nate

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    "I was just going to say that."
     
  18. bznick

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    "In other words, and on some levels...the fact of the matter is....."