Howard in Globe magazine

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    The article is standard stuff except I can't imagine under what circumstances Howard told a female guest: "I would like to kiss you and chop off your feet ... I wanna bite off your fingers ... I wanna have sex with you and throw you in a ditch ... (and) chop your head off."

    Long Island serial killer, anyone?


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  2. Winst

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    Sounds like HS to me....direct quotes....but obviously taken out of context....or were they really?...depends on the context.
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

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    Howard used to say shit like this all the time on the radio. But when I first read what you quoted I thought this was something he had said to one of the AGT contestants that got edited out. :jj:
     
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    I really hope this shit bites him in the ass. :pray:
     
  5. Nemo

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    Could be woozy Wiggy incomplete quotes after one of the many 'saw a woman in half' magic acts.

    Live AGT Stern will fun be to watch. I bet they will have special Howard dump button installed.

    You know they had a tough time editing these taped shows....spacing out all the Howard COCK love.

    (LEAKED MEMO about the editing process says.....Stern is to be limited to two cocks or gay acts per show...and they can't happen in back to back acts)
     
  6. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    What about bareback acts?
     
  7. Chimney Portions

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    Not out of context. I remember him saying that, but not to whom. I remember laughing at the time..it was so absurd and he made the interviewee uncomfortable (as I remember it.)
     
  8. rm7b

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    " Now a pal says Cannon "want's nothing to do with Howard Stern. "

    May 7, 2012 Marksfriggin: "Scott [Ferrall] told Howard some other stories about hanging out in Vegas. He said he wishes that Howard had come out to the fight. Howard said Nick Cannon was a fighter. Scott said he doesn't know him that well but Nick seems to like Howard a lot. He said that he's a big fan.
     
  9. dalecooper

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    I was thinking it might be a good idea for us here to put on Youtube a compilation of "greatest hits" of some of the more vile things he's said over the years. We could post it on forums like AGT, NBC, etc. If we did this enough it would probably get mentioned at least in one of the dumb blogs that report on this kind of nonsense, maybe even go viral.

    I don't know if something like that would fall under fair use or not though.
     
  10. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Well at least Nick Cannon is no longer 'furious' with Howard, good to see those two made up.



    Fucking shit show would make a goat want to vomit.
     
  11. IlluminatiJones

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    Nick Cannon married about as well as Howard and Tom Hanks. The dude is on a prime time network show and he hooks up with an insane diva has-been who's already hit the wall, is 11 years his senior, and who's guaranteed to lose the struggle with her weight?
     
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    Sounds like something Benjy wrote for him. Amazingly unfunny.
     
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