Howard in limo delivering foster Melvin to his new home

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Plus professional grade picture of Beth with Melvin. Probably publicity picture for press tour.




    bethostern
    23 minutes ago
    Goodbye sweet Melvin. You were a very good boy. Today is going to be hard. #mypurpose




     
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    So, she's basically a kitten delivery service?

    Is it really that difficult to find homes for cute kittens? There needs to be a third party involved?
     
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    :cwl: she is so retarded looking. :spit:
     
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    Yes. what do you do for a living?
     
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    At first I was all :pissed: at the #my purpose. Now I think it's hilarious because she's just letting the world know what a useless idiot she really is.

    Cmon, Instagram people. Tag some bluewaffle photos with #mypurpose.
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    What did they do to Beth's right nostril ... it shrank or got erased during the photoshopping out wrinkles tornado ???
     
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  7. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    How much did Howard's man purse made from what was once a live animal cost him
     
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    Seriously! What is the "look" they are going for here?! I would love to hear beth describe that photo! YOu are posing with a little fuckin kitten ! Why the serious, "i think this is how a real modoe would look" look?!?!?! She tries oh so hard!
     
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    What other person have you ever seen pose with a severe expression while a cute kitten touche's their face?

    It's bizarro land over there
     
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    :giggle: Just noticed how her shirt is all matchy matchy with the cats fur. Clearly the work of a true modoe or stylist or animal activist or humanitarian or saint.
     
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    the dicknose is strong in this one
     
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    Yet another "it's really all about ME" photo with an incidental kitten.
     
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    It's as if she is trying to eclipse the cuteness of the cat with her sexuality. Unfortunately, she has zero sexuality so the umbra cast onto the cat is from Beeth's complete fucking awkwardness, aka her talent as a modoe. So essentially, Beeth has succeeded, somewhat. No one notices the cat, everyone notices Beeth. Just not for the reasons she intended.
     
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    That rat looks like it wants to scratch her
     
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    bethostern
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    Goodbye sweet Melvin. You were a very good boy.


    Melvin is dead to her now? Talking about him in the past tense and all...
     
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    She has a block head in this pic!! Lol
     
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    When ever I want to give a kitten a new home, I jump in my limo with a Camara crew and have my driver get me there,
     
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