Howard in Retirement

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  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    If Howard ever retires (which I doubt he will) what will he do?

    Letterman has his younger son and Leno has his cars and 100s of stand-up dates a year(not truly retired).

    Does Howard grow a beard and rattle around in his mansions all day wishing Bobo would call him?
     
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    Luciana Active Member

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    How about traveling! He never goes anywhere and it drives me crazy for some reason. There are so many awesome places to go to in this world. As smart as he is, you would think he would explore the world a bit. Where is his sense of adventure. If I had that much money, you wouldn't see mer for at least a year.......there are so many places to go, interesting people to meet, different cultures to experience, etc. He is really a dull workaholic. I'm surprised Alison stayed married to him for so long.
     
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    Paint, take photos, get high(on wine)

    Chances are he locks himself in the basement and justt uses the computer

    I wonder if he will look back and realise he was awesome for many years and slowly did a 180. Even now when people(me) prank the sports station, the hosts always say "ahhh cut it out with that Howard stern stuff". No sir, I didn't mention yr penis
     
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    ehhhh, I kind of get where you're going but in my experience serial travellers aren't really comfortable in their own skin & minds because of what thoughts manifest, so they're constantly "running away" from self-reflection, re: Robin Quivers.

    anyway he "travels" to Mehico and the Hamptons.
     
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    You mean that he's not already retired now?........Wow....could have fooled me. .... :whistle:


    Howard's "future"?.......as I have stated a few times before......"encryption".
     
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    No one fools Winst:grad: How old are you?...fucker
     
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    Howard will unravel in retirement. Without an outlet for him to spout his world view to a lot of people he will go insane.
     
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    Jane Lynch is a great actress, she ranges from "pretty big lesbian" to "major dyke" in her various gigs.
     
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    Private Farts.
     
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    He will buy the top floor of the Trump building and collect his piss in bottles.

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    He will sit in his Florida mansion covered in kitten hair, piss and shit. He will wonder every morning where everything went wrong. Multi millionaire? sure. Unhappy and completely forgettable? Absolutely.
     
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    He'll end up like Daniel Plainview wandering around a cavernous mansion, drinking heavily and firing guns aimlessly. Then he'll beat Beth to death with a bowling pin. Or she, him. It's all good.
     
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    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    no hell die with all the cats pissing on his head
     
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    that's cool too.
     
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    I suspect Howard will never retire because once he does, the inner demons that he's been running away from his entire life will finally catch up to him. Howard needs to keep reinventing himself to keep the demons at bay. Retirement would take that away. He really is a tortured man.
     
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    He will dig his Fartman costume out of mothballs and fight crime...and by crime I mean slap involved people who eat McDonalds.
     
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    He will becom a recluse like another Howard. No one will see him for the last twenty years of his life. He's always been very germphoblc. He will lock himself in his bedroom to get away from all the cats roaming the mansion. Meanwhile, Beth will party like its 1999.
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Holy shit Winst, are you feeling alright? you actually composed a sentence that makes sense. Keep it up bud, you will get there.
     
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    :umm: Good to know.....:wtf:
     
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    buy a better wig
    and go into obscurity