howard in this week's enquirer (Mike Walker section)

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  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    :shit:
     
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    That's the fake story, Mike.
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    yeah, the lights are out at 8 pm, because the old man needs his rest.

    she comes in at 4 am when the lights come back on.
     
  4. Mr Fantastic

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    Shivery-hot. wtf?

    He got the Shiv part right.
     
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    ...shes not shivery hot. she farts while she jogs.
     
  7. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    how many lies can they pack into 1 paragraph?
    * beth following howard's schedule
    * howard actually working
    * Howard living in the same house as beth
    * beth being attractive
     
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    mike walker is known to massages stern's prostate with his tongue
     
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    I wonder who their personal driver will be down there
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Hopefully nick hogan.
     
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    I thought that they had a major falling out: hence, the disappearance of MW from the HSS?
     
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    Some guy named Nacho. He'll be working in the horse barn also.
     
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    What the hell? The Pelican made all the right moves to establish this propaganda machine.

    It's Goebbels-esque. Say a lie enough and it eventually becomes "true."
     
  14. BethSucks

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    I can't even imagine what shit Stern has on Mike Walker to keep him licking his taint all these years. "Robin, all I know is he shouldn't be around kids".
     
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    barter barter barter
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    :lol:
     
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    * A scarf wearing grandma who won't say the enwurd is a shock jock.
     
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    Winner.
     
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    ...ummm people can tell time. when they see beth out on red carpets preceding a show or dinner event they have to wonder how...oh wait she said 'our lights are out at 8 p.m.' but she forgets to follow up that shes not there. she just knows the lights are out at 8. its a way of life for howard.
     
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    Shivery-hot translation = She has a cock the size of a mule and it scares me to think about it.