Howard interviews Joel Osteen

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    The new Joel Osteen radio channel started today. I've been listening and It's uplifting but I can't help but wonder what Howard's questions would be if he ever had him in. HOWARD watch out!
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    "Joel, I don't believe in God. Why are you on the radio?"
     
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    Will never happen. Wig is so very enlightened these days, so as not to make waves..
     
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    Religion is organized chaos.....won't listen. Howard is an atheist Jew, he would only interview him because he had to...
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Exactly. Sirius will force these two to talk. Just watch.
     
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    I can imagine how it would go.

    I've given up on ever expecting Howard to conduct a compelling interview.

    It's all cocks and money and psycho-babble.

    No thanks.
     
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    It would all be about how much money there is to be had in pop religion and cock if he could find a way to slip it in.
     
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    On both sides, actually :)
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    "Do you pray for a large cock?" Jack off noises in the background
     
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    "Robin, I called Joel to come hang out, but he wasn't comfortable doing the interview from my sukkah.. What gives Robin, I mean come on, I have 300,00 listeners... What does he have, 30 million southerners?"

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    You may be right about that.
     
  12. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    How much pussy do you think Jesus got? I mean, the guy was a fucking rock star in his time.
     
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    Fckn Joel Osteen....suckers hearing his bullshit. "Allow God in your heart and your heart will forever be a good heart, a blessed heart, a healthy heart" Now if you can have it in your heart to donate to my cause, God will open your arteries and heal YOU!!!!!!!!
     
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    Fckn Joel Osteen....suckers hearing his bullshit. "Allow God in your heart and your heart will forever be a good heart, a blessed heart, a healthy heart" Now if you can have it in your heart to donate to my cause, God will open your arteries and heal YOU!!!!!!!!
     
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    didn't he get 12 men?
     
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    This is my Bible. I am what it says I am, I have what it says I have, I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess: my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. In Jesus' name. God bless you.
     
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    Robin, Joel Osteen and I have a lot in common, he has a group of people that follow him from town to town and I have a group of cats that follow me. I'm going to ask him to help me make my AGT decision Robin, Robin?
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    He'd be all focused on Jesus' long slender hairless swimmers body, the bulge under the loincloth, and that he really could lose a few.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    And first that I'm out
     
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