Stern Show Howard Into Orlando Bloom's Cock, Not Katy Perry's Tits

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  1. NeverHoward

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    Howard Stern Comments on Orlando Bloom's Nude Photos


    When nude photos of Orlando Bloom surfaced, social media sites like Twitter went bonkers. The photo was shared multiple times and now it is circulating gossip sites in censored form. As the Howard Stern SiriusXM radio show returned, Stern commented on the uncensored version of the photo.

    "Howard said he was fixated on the Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry on vacation story. Howard said it's unbelievable that they're together and on vacation and Orlando is nude. Howard said they were in Sardinia on a paddle board," according to a MarksFriggin rundown.

    Stern compared the fact that Bloom had all of his private parts exposed while Perry was completely covered up in what he referred to as a "mom bikini from the 50s. At that point Stern had not seen the uncensored photos of Bloom and said that he wanted to. He specifically want to see the size of Bloom's private parts and Robin Quivers wondered how it got to the point where a man was nude in a photo and a woman was cover.

    "Howard said look at the size of that. He said it's all shaved and big," according to MF. The comments came after he had finally saw the uncensored version of the photo.

    "Howard said Katy is in her giant bikini. Howard said that's a big c***. He wished his looked like that. Howard said his looks like that aroused. Howard said that guy is blessed. He said he's got it made with that c*** and Katy Perry on the surf board."

    It looks like the rest of the Internet and Howard Stern is in agreement when it comes to Orlando Bloom's private parts.
     
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    bootyclause Well-Known Member

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    I still don't know who Orlando Bloom is.
     
  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The Elf on LOTR is the only thing I know he's done

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    It's pretty clear what's going on in that picture. Orlando is the chick in the relationship. Katy Perry has a much hotter career and has a lot more money than Orlando does. She's also nowhere near as good looking as he is and that's basically all he has going for himself so he has to flaunt it. Looking at the story from that angle makes a lot more sense when you see him with his cock out on a paddle board in broad daylight...
     
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    But is it beercan thick?
     
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    pussy is yucky guys

    right robin
     
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    Robin, where are those pictures I was supposed to see? Can someone get Marci on the Phone. Ponderous I tell you man, fucking ponderous.
     
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    Are you trying to insinuate that Howard might be...*GASP*...gay?:bug:
     
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    He also wants to taste it but kept that remark to himself ....




    ... until after his parents die.
     
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    Bloom was cucked in his marriage to Miranda Kerr. All ya saw was pap shots of him w/ the baby and all ya heard was her out bangin billionaires for cash.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He was in the first three Pirates movies you knob!
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    I thought his dick looked average, why is everyone going on about the size of it? :dontknow:
     
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    It was a good size for being flaccid
     
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    he was chubbed up for the photo op
     
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    Well I would be too if I was behind her
     
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    Dick humor is the only risqué humor Marci allows on the show now
     
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    Just like Howard, a faggit in the closet.
     
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    true...good point