Howard invented 'The Diarrhea Song'

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  1. Nemo

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    Thanks Howard!
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    He's really losing it.
     
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    Mmmmmmmmmary Steenburgen. :jerk:
     
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    I remember hearing that song for the first time when I was a kid in the 70s listening to Dr. Demento.
     
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    He can't remember having the Westboro Baptist Church in the studio but believes he wrote that song..... revisionist memory kicking in?????
     
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    Howard has diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain.
     
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    Howard was so sure he invented it....:jj:
    What was his excuse? Something like how other DJs stole stuff from him without knowing it?
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    Good point. I like the phrase selective memory - makes him (and people like him) more culpable.
     
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    Robin I invented several of my signature bits after hearing other DJs do those same bits!
     
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    In fairness to Howard he might have invented a few verses that involve keeping all the money and big thick cocks.
     
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    What's next, Howard admits he wrote "The Star Spangled Banner" ?
     
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    So many posters have mentioned him stealing Steve Dahl's act. I'm not surprised one bit, but I've meaning to check out Dahl.
     
  13. Nemo

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    Years ago at the other place someone posted links to audio of Dahl doing stuff before Howard (fake) invented it.
     
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    Howard invented Dr. Demento. He also invented the tv that you watched Dr. Demento on.
     
  15. SouthernListen

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    I heard that while trying to get a Jay Thomas on-demand to play on my phone. What a deluded weirdo he is.

    "I wrote this song for my daughters, they loved it"
     
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    ...howard was wearing pf flyers and riding a bike with streamers out the handlebars when dr demento first came on the radio. i heard it on kzap one of the first fm radio stations in northern california located on the campus of sac state.
     
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    I invented the shaving cream song, btw.
     
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    Howard is showing signs of early onset dementia.
     
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    Other uncredited songs Howie wrote:

    Happy Birthday
    Row row row your boat
     
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    I wrote happy birthday for my first son.