Howard is a corpse

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HowardsPrenup, Oct 16, 2013.

  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    The real Howard died in 2007-2008. The thing that is doing the show now is his corpse. [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  2. GaryPuppet

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    No wonder he is such a big fan of The Walking Dead


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  3. markluke

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    He looks like he belongs in Madame Tussaud's in that AGT picture
     
  4. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    Do you think Consuela has to poke him with a broom every few hours to see if he's still breathing?
    :worried:
     
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  5. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    He's pursing his lips like an old woman. "Hmmm, well THAT was a FLASHY camera" or "Hmmm, I bet he's well endowed"
     
  6. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    What poetic justice! The skinnier wiggy gets the bigger his nose appears :lmao:
     
  7. HowardsPrenup

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    Consuela probably farts in his face when he's asleep. It would be great if he knocked up the help like Schwarzenegger did
     
  8. Rob0729

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    Zombies are huge right now. Did you see The Walking Dead season premiere numbers. Howard is going zombie to get ratings.
     
  9. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I think it's the hair. It has to go longer or shorter. It's at old lady length right now.
     
  10. Elisa Jane

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    I can see the difference in his chin from his plastic surgery- thanks for the photo comparison! He was better looking before he started screwing up his face with surgery.
     
  11. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :haha: you're right! Thanks for pointing that out. Excellent comparison.

    He's such a douche.
     
  12. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Half a billion and can't get laid by his horse-faced wife...yup, he's done put a fork in him....
     
  13. HowieStearn

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    never give a jue that much $
     
  14. IlluminatiJones

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    Yes.............yes I do.

    I think there are breath-mirrors in every room, too.

    I don't know why some people think he's going to live to 100 just because Ben and Rae won't die. They seem to be ignoring the mountain of visual evidence against him living deep into old age.

    #ricketyat60=deadby70

    Also, as horrible and pointless as his show is, his life would be even more horrible and pointless without it. I think he's one of those guys who need to be working heisting, else they feel useless.

    Not to mention the horrors of him having to reach for his wallet out of his inability to scam a free meal/ticket. :ohnoes:

    He's already in rapid decline, but when he leaves radio he can't scam anybody out of any more marbles, I think he will literally lose the will to live and it will be a lightning-quick drop off the table for him.

    Every beauty and joy of old age is closed to him, or he closed himself off to it; guiding one's children through life, grandchildren, growing old with a partner :surprised:, travel, good company, good food and plenty of it, reflecting back on a life well-lived, providing a helping hand to the younger people in his field........................

    It never ceases to amaze me how completely and thoroughly inhumane he is.

    He should hire Art for some "second half of life" lessons.

    #monster
     
  15. Phillipmcd

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    Howard really should have retired on regular radio and turned down Sirius' offer. He ruined his 30 year legacy in less than 3 years.
     
  16. sloth22

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    No luck. Howard doesn't have the game to nail his ugly maid.
     
  17. Beth143nacho

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    Don't worry, he's just following in the footsteps of his career while he tries to become imus. He's done it all his life.
     
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  19. GivRodnyachance

    GivRodnyachance Overt Racist Banned User

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    Look at his fuckin face.
     
  20. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Howard's been looking a bit "maciated" lately.

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    (Look at my glasses...I is smart!)