Howard is a "master" of Shudokan Karate?

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  1. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Is that why he ran away from the bum that spit on the fabulous Beth O?
     
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    Yes, he is. And of chess. And fertography.
     
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    he'll beat your ass

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    You don't understand,It was a whole thing .
     
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    Kung Ju
     
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    The bum was his sensei.
     
  7. Mr Vengeance

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    He's a master of Budokan Karate....He "Surrenders" as soon as he's challenged.

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    That is a good point. For a supposed Brown Belt or whatever he said he was back in the day, he seems to showcase zero fighting ability when it comes time for it. Although he did manage to immobilize Gary Busey kind of...
     
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    Howard's sensei told him that he was better than 95% of the professional Karate Masters he has taught.
     
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    Cream InStool Jabar
     
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    When I took karate in middle school there were kids in kindergarten with black belts.

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    :c
     
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    Pfft. He would probably just throw his wig at you in a fight.
     
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    Shudokan, is that what they call watching your wife get pounded by a black dude these days.
     
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    Funny, Howard said the same thing about his photographer saying he was better than 95% of the professional photographers he has taught. Same with the chess coach...
     
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    His bones are made of graham cracker crust....he'd drop hard and fast.
     
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