Howard is an asshole for working today and tomorrow

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    This guy has the WORST work ethic of anyone on the planet. He can't work the next day if he has to stay up until 10pm moonlighting at his other job. Yet this asshole expects everyone to come in during a hurricane.
     
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    Howard is a hero because he has a midget security guard who can drive him 10 blocks to work.

    But Gary is undependable cuz he feels it may be too dangerous to drive 55 miles
    from Greenwich, CT to lower Manhattan in the biggest storm ever.



    Howard = Gaping Asshole
     
  3. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    He has no choice. Malone will dock his pay. Mel is not around anymore to cradle the Wigged One.
     
  4. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Sure, he could make the days up by working a Thursday or Friday any other week of the year. And not risk anyone's safety. But that would cut into his 4 day weekends.
     
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  6. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    mega schmega reps!

    And kudos to Will for telling the world's most haaarrrrible father that his wife and family come first.
     
  7. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Listened to this shit on the way to a doctor's appointment this morning. :facepalm:

    "Can I depend on you to be here tommarah?"
    "Can I depend on you to be here tommarah?"
    "Can I depend on you to be here tommarah?"
    "Can I depend on you to be here tommarah?"
    "Can I depend on you to be here tommarah?"
    "It's a simple question Gary!!!"

    :suicide:

    My favorite was his reasoning behind not meeting his old friend tonight.
    Monday-everything will be closed
    Tuesday-Jimmy Kimmoe
    Wednesday and the rest of the week- He'll be away. (swept over that one quick)
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...i dont think hes going to be there tomorrow.
     
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    shockingmary New Member Banned User

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    Did New York City shut down or something?:dontknow:
     
  10. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    pretty much
     
  11. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Just all public transportation, world financial markets, and probably tunnels and bridges soon.
     
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    blottomsup Well-Known Member

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    I have no doubt this is true.
     
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    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    :roll:

    Awesome response. :)
     
  14. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    What the Hell is a Hurricane anyway ? :scratch:
     
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    Missypooh RN Well-Known Member

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    Exactly. All of the sudden Howard is MR. WORKER. NOTHING will keep him from working, except of you count having to be out the night before past 8 pm, OR if any work cuts into time at Chimneyville.... or ANYTHING outside of his agreed upon contract... uh, then, NO. He ain't showing up, period.

    Such a hypocrite. Giving Gary shit for actually wanting to be home with his family to prepare for a killer storm is ridiculous. HAD to be a bit, since there didn't seem to be much else planned for today's show. :facepalm:
     
  16. newcastlefan

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    I wonder if his contract allows him floating personal days for working during special circumstances?
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    yup. NYC is closed today and probably tomorrow.

    Come back Friday for our big "We Survived Frankenstorm" Sales.
     
  18. Horff

    Horff Well-Known Member

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    For the record everyone in Florida would be working today if this storm was hitting here. Winds of 40 mph are no reason to stay home.
     
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    Missypooh RN Well-Known Member

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    I hear ya... We're pretty used to crappy weather like this... I guess it's the risk of flooding that's going to really mess up the N.E.....
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    every morning i walk a half mile in a 30mph headwind to get to my office; its no big deal.