Howard is busy preparing the coming line-up of great shows

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, May 28, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    He works hard for money. I'm am frankly getting tired of people on this board saying Howard is mailing it in.







    bethostern
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    Video! Howard is Melody's Jungle Gym❤️
     
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    I love my dog dearly. I would never have it tattooed on my fucking body. Even the dog would think I was an asshlole. What a wigged dildo.
     
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    I just watched the video, is he listening to his own show? Can you imagine the full picture? A 65 year old wigged skater boy in his cons with no socks. I'm sure the Don Johnson scruff is in full effect. How long before he starts wearing the sports jackets and pastels.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    bianca > daughters
     
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    Can we please study that fucking HAND??!!
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    That Beef; saving valuable cinematic footage for posterity. Oh, and only the best parts are filmed:

    Brillo pad hair. Check.

    $500 Varvatos skinny pants. Check.

    Dopey Chuck T $300 knock-offs. Check.

    No socks. Check.

    Asinine tattoo. Check.

    Yup, Howard is ready for a rousing night of steamed fish and vegetables at Nobu followed by vigorous no-sex with Beef.
     
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    Howard looks so uncomfortable in the video with the cat. The things men do for their gold digging wives.
     
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    Even more insulting is he has a tattoo of his dog but not one of his three kids. I have seen people who aren't even into tattoos get their kid's or even parent's names tattooed on them in some way. Here Howard gets Beth's initial and his dog's name on him but ignores the 3 girls he helped bring into this world.
     
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    Maybe that explains a lot with his kids not seeing him much. He has a new family now. Beth and the cats!
     
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    Half a billion dollars in the bank and this is how he spends his time ?
    Not to mention that he is dressed like a 13 yo mall rat.
    Fucking douche.
     
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    codeine Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
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    Video! Howard is Melody's Jungle Gym❤️[/QUOTE]





    No homo or anything but...."how big are your balls?"
     
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    Ain't that the truth. Every day would be an adventure if I had that kind of cash.

    Money is wasted on the wrong people. When he dies, he'll leave it all to Beth. When she dies, she'll leave it all to cats.
     
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    Those designer Chucks have to be pre-dirtied, am I right? Where the heck is the good sis Howard walking to and enough times to get his shoes that grungy?
     
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    "They tell me I caught Marfansberger's Syndrome, Robin."

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    Gay Howard buying sneakers with that worn-in look.

    Chuck Taylor All Stars are a prerequisite part of the off-duty rock star's uniform... and now yours, too. Fabricated in Quito leather, featuring a side zip for easy wear, double heel and burnished finish for an authentic worn-in look.

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    And it sucks even more knowing that the Wig gets all of his gay and faggot Varvatos gear 100% free (for plugs).

    :facepalm:
     
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