Howard is consumed with Jay Leno again

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  1. MarvelComics85

    MarvelComics85 Well-Known Member

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    Robin had some audio of Halle Berry talking about the costume she's wearing to go out with her daughter on Halloween. She was on Jay Leno's show last night talking about that. Howard wondered if Jay even pays attention to what his guests are saying. Howard did his impression of Jay talking to her about that. Howard said Jay is a fucking idiot. He said he hates Jay. Howard wondered when he's going to retire. He said he just takes pay cuts to stay at work.
     
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    Unlike Howard, Jay isn't doing it for the money. He actually loves what he does and would probably do The Tonight Show for nothing 9seven days a week). He also doesn't phone it in. He actually does some show prep, works on his monologe, and tapes bits for the show...unlike a lazy, piss-on-his fans type, Jewish radio guy who's only goal in life is to collect all the marbles before he dies.
     
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    Howard is uncontrollably jealous of Jay. Jay enjoys his life, his fame and his work. Jay's out driving a sports car in Malibu on Sundays while Howard is locked in his room photoshopping the wrinkles off his wife.
     
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    :jj::jj: Howard is vomit but I enjoy when he fucks with Leno.
     
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    Again? That would imply he stopped for a period of time.
     
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    "I got a raise" My ass.......... I think more cuts at studio 69 are coming, And Hamptons is having his tantrum........
     
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    The person of your angst has to give a shit to be "Fucked With"..............Jay doesn't..............
     
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    Superb!!! Love your quote, username, and avatar. Gonna rep ya, buddy and no one can stop me!!!
     
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    Me thinks NBC is going to f""k with Stern that is why he is attacking Jay again.
     
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    Howard's a jealous little cunt, he'll never be as popular or successful as Jay Leno, Oprah, or any of the other people he so obviously envies.
     
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    In contemporary media consciousness Howard is to Leno what Chuck Woolery is to Ryan Seacrest.
     
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    At least Leno comes up with better jokes than " Romney looks like Paulie walnuts with the sideburns"
     
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    Shuli joke?
     
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    Jay doesn't annoy me and his show is entertaining. Jay get's A-listers every night and Howard is interviewing has beens from 1970's and 1980's sitcoms. Howard screams how awful Jay is and that he's a sell out. Jay is successful and Howard can't stand it. Howard acts as if everyone wants to be on his show and Howard is so popular, but no A listers come on the show- no B listers either.
     
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    That could also explain all of the ABC commercials and show talk (Cougar Town was an ABC show, now on TBS) that's been cropping up lately...

    HOWEVER, per Howard, its his decision, and his decision ONLY, as to whether he goes back to AGT... :pissed: