Howard is fat and depressed. He has gained 13 pounds

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Teeney, May 6, 2013.

  1. Teeney

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    On today's show he just admitted he has not been to the gym in a month and has gained 13 pounds. He said he is depressed about it.

    Howard has officially hit the wall. He better go on diet.
     
  2. Joe Bauers

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    He's a huge Pussy. :secret:
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

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    Semen must be highly caloric :dontknow:
     
  4. Joe Bauers

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    :giggle:
     
  5. HowieStearn

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    real men decide what to do with their bodies and do it. That includes working out, eating less, drinking less.
    Pussies talk about their diets.
     
  6. HamptonRanch

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    He has a beer can gut. :c
     
  7. HowardsPrenup

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    This. Diet isn't going to do all the physical work for you. It won't lift weights for you. It won't add muscle for you.
     
  8. isabella

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    it's obvious he's depressed....reality is setting in about his marriage, about agt, about his status as an "entertainer".
     
  9. j shmuck

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    Exactly.

    When my pants are starting to feel a bit tight I simply stop eating after 9:30, hit the gym an extra day a week, and cut the drinking down to fri, sat, sunday.

    problem solved
     
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    Howard lies to us about EVERYTHING, why would his eating habits be any different?
     
  11. GaryPuppet

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    Howard looks to be in tip top shape in this photo

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    :haha:
     
  12. HS Cult Leader

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    With all the estrogen he has running through his body, I bet most of that fat is on his feminine hip pads.
     
  13. tired

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    If his lips are moving he's lying.
     
  14. The Cocksman

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    He must've eaten one more cashew above his usual quota of 8.
     
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  15. BrulesRules

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    I'm afraid teeney won't love me anymore if I gain 13 pounds :depressed:
     
  16. The Cocksman

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    Werd!
     
  17. Onehourphoto

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    Plus real men don't weigh themselves multiple times a day, which is somethign that Wiggy does.
     
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    he's skinny fat which is just as bad...
     
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    Real men don't watch the Batchlor, the voice and they watch Football.
     
  20. BethSucks

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    And that his $300 million money grab got tossed down the courthouse steps, that has to have had a huge effect on him. He sits around all day with his yes men telling him he's right about everything and suddenly six judges judges, five women and a Latino, tell him to go fuck himself.