Howard is going to start working on his abs?

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    ahaa haaa 58 abs ahaa haaaa good luck with that.
     
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    Howard: Try working on your inability to see yourself for who you really are...see megalomanic thread.
     
  4. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I couldnt help but laugh my ass off when he described what hes been eating lately.

    !. 4 egg whites and just a 1/4 of the bagel if that.
    2. Broiled piece of salmon and steamed vegetables.

    Crap i cant remember the third thing. Can anyone help me out?





    What a fuckin pussy. Eat a goddamn steak man!
     
  5. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Hahaha the man is a fucking punch line. Grow a set of balls, tell your wife to fuck off and eat a fucking steak...


    ... Pussy
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...that wheel hes talking about he'll use one time, those things kill. he needs a treadmill an elliptical and a simple exercise ball to do sit ups off of. if his height weight ratio is where it should be theres no reason he cant have abs at 58. he wont do it but he could if he rally wanted. hed have to give up the alcohol, lots of calories and sugars
     
  7. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Liposuction?
     
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    Groucho Marx Well-Known Member

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    The fucking guy needs to pack on a few pounds and do some upper body exercise. All he does is jog/run, and I doubt he does it as often as he claims. All he seems to do is starve himself.

    You're like 6'5, you dumb pelican fuck. Eat some god damn food and lift a weight.
     
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    And don't say "outfits". No non gay guy man does.
     
  10. Morrisb

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    Remember he does 40 pushups-"the hard ones".

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  11. TaTa Toothy

    TaTa Toothy New Member

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    I think when he says he's "going to start working on his abs', he means airbrushing a six pack onto his photos with Lightroom 4.
     
  12. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Jebus, how vein can a person possibly be? Most chicks I've known aren't as vein as he is. Fucking anorexic douche.
     
  13. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Howard is totally ignorant on how to build muscle and tone. His starvation diet and what he eats only make him look worse. Bodybuilders consume 3000 calories a day or more. When you starve like Howard you retain body fat because the body needs the fat to survive. Howard doesn't eat anything close for a person of his height and weight to build muscle. He is also fighting a losing battle because of his age.
     
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    He gets his protein from cum. :giggle:
     
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    Fuck abs. Work on the show! :cool:
     
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    Exactly. You're 58 calm down dude. It aint gonna get any better than what you have. Sit down!
     
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    He has a personal trainer... can't Pat Minochia teach him anything?!?
     
  18. Herc

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    Maybe he should just work on his show instead . . .
     
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  19. Wangold

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    Good vun! :D
     
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    3. Don't forget a handful of brown rice. Just a handful.