Howard is one miserable asshole

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Howard was in the worst mood today... can you guess why?


    A. AGT ratings in the shit hole compared to last year and he knows he is a One and Done judge.

    B. AGT's bonus $$ told Howard ..."that limey cock sucker can rot in Hell for all I care"

    C. Beth is the most expensive wife a money can buy, yet she goes out with out Howard and won't so much as go to the movies with him.

    D. An extra $15 million doesn't go as far as it use to, and he was told he can't pay his employee any less money or take less time off.

    E. All the above..

    F.?????
     
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    I think you pretty much nailed it Xavier, especially with A and B!
     
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    F) he ate 1 extra cashew
     
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    He alluded to why. Because of AGT, he has so many new fans that he can't tell his fans anymore by looking at him and people all the time tell him that they hated him before AGT and now they listen to his radio show every day. I mean for a guy who isolates himself to the public like him, it must be tough having all these new fans traipsing through his living room of his Hampton Beach house.
     
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    Beth is pushing hard for a kid.
     
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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Good one!!

    I like, I like
     
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    He also lost a full day at the Hamptons over break because he had to come in & visit Robin in the hospital.
     
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    A long week at home + the vision of Howie embracing the crying child on AGT + "MOM" Caves (and her interaction with actual Moms) = major womb pangs for Beth.

    Howie going to the movies "alone"--not that I believe that, but perhaps he did need to get out of the house and away from her nesting and nagging.

    Howard: Honey, what's that noise--is that your tummy grumbling--you hungry?

    Beth: No, that's my fuckin' uterus and that's the sound it makes when it aches....
     
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    "Push harder goddamn it. Baby Nacho is having trouble. PUSH!"
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    Oh I almost forgot...

    He was livid that Tim Sabean tweeted that robin would be on the show monday! That really got his goat. :D
     
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    Did Tim forget about the Shit Show?
     
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    fixed.
     
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    :snicker:

    good shit
     
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    Like Howard said recently, there's nothing that blows up a prenuptial agreement better then a kid!

    Now that that cunt Beth is in her 40's and her blood is polluted with leaking silicone from her "all natural" tits.


    Could you imaging the mongoloid down syndrome jew nose baby they would produce??
     
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    1. He has been in the air maybe 5 days since Agt began airing.
    2. If there are all these. Rs fans listening, why are Sirius subscription numbers flat?
    3. If Howard's old audience is tuning in, why are agt's numbers low?

    As a side note, when I typed in "agts" above, my iPhone autocorrected it to "gays".

    The math doesn't add up howie.
     
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    R's should be "new"