Howard is right about poor grammar from athlete's on tv

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by heyohhhh, Jan 7, 2014.

  1. heyohhhh

    heyohhhh New Member Banned User

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    heyohhhh New Member Banned User

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    Fuck… I immediately realized I misused the ownership apostraphe in the subject line. It was an accident I can't fix! Oh the irony….
     
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    Bosch76 2016 Politics POTY Gold

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    You also should have said Howard is correct.
     
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    Howard is married to a slow adult... he really needs to shut the fuck up
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I've wondered, is Pitt hard to get into?
     
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    Not to be excessively picky but it's spelled "apostrophe" ;)
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Yes, most of the doors have locks on them.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    "TV" should be in capital letters.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :ohno: oh no it isn't.

    the proper spelling is:

    C-O-M-M-A-T-O-T-H-E-T-O-P. :grad:
     
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    English Major drop-out that didn't know how to save her Word document.

    [video=youtube;CR6AIePlSV8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR6AIePlSV8[/video]
     
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    What's the origin of that phrase? Did you make it up or did someone else say 'comma to the top'?
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Oh, I didn't make it up. :rofl:

    There's even a racehorse who ran the Kentucky derby named Comma to the Top.

    It's quite common in certain segments of the population.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Well, I'll be jiggered.:hat:

    I thought maybe you heard it somewhere. Apparently, you have many times.
     
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    So. what sport do you play?
     
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    I'm guessing the wizard shoe guy.
     
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    Howard called out Jeff the Drunk for bad grammar but it's ok when King of All N Words calls in with his bad grammar.
     
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    I think this is when I stopped giving her the benefit of any doubt and decided she was as much of a fucking idiot as all the "haters" always said she was. It wasn't even necessarily that she didn't know how to save something in Word. It was that, according to Howard, she'd been using a computer for 10 years and she was online "all the time." That means in 10 fucking years of using a computer, she never had the need even once to write out anything in any kind of document and save it. She spent a fucking decade online doing nothing but shopping and reading celebrity gossip sites (also according to Howard). Yeah, she's "nothing" like the brainless blondes married to all those other celebrity shitheads he goofed on for ditching their first wives and for those idiots starting to "write" books.

    Admittedly, I was more disgusted by that than most people, because I can't even get a literary agent, let alone a publisher for any of my books. Meanwhile, I earn a fulltime living writing about 2,500 paid pages every year (including ghostwriting articles for veterinarians), worked as a senior writer/editor for a large federal government agency, have a law degree, and even know how to save a document in Word all by myself. Never got anything from any literary agent or publisher besides rejection letters and this fuckin' idiot who barely speaks adult English is on the fucking New York Times Bestseller List before her shit is even printed. Can't save a document in August, but announces that her book is "all finished" 6 months later and denies using a ghostwriter.
     
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  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Not to be pedantic, but you left out the period.
     
  19. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Millionairematch.com and "nameyourprice" don't require you to save files.