howard is right on this one....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by isabella, Nov 5, 2013.

  1. isabella

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    when i was pregnant the biggest fear i had was that my child would be retarded. fortunately, she's perfect. beautiful, brilliant and kind.

    i had smoked hash prior to finding out i was pregnant and was afraid i had done something to mess up her chromosomes, my ob/gyn told me not to worry and being that i was in my early 20's, i had nothing to worry about.
     
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    So you're saying SallyB's mom smoked a lot of hash? Interesting.
     
  3. HowieStearn

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    I know you dude
     
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    What did beat's mom do? A krocodile/bath salt combo?
     
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    Howards kids are in-breaded. Its thousand times higher risk to have retarded /gold obsessed children when you only have children within the tribe.

    So, non racist that don't only breed in the tribe don't get retarded children.
    And none gold crazy persons
     
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    I know someone who knows someone who smoked all through her pregnancy and her kid got straight A's all through elementary and high school. So, I don't think THC is all that harmful to fetuses.
     
  8. Bye You!

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    There are so many test now, some as early as 6 weeks. Others do a whole chromosomal examination. No chance of a surprise Down's baby. Unless you don't do them.
     
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    I was petrified my kid would be an asshole. I swear to God. My wife would always ask my biggest fear. Being a nurse in labor and delivery she's seen the worst possible scenarios.

    I told her, I'm honestly hoping they can do an early stage DNA check for assholeness. Health issues can be dealt with. You can't fix an asshole.

    "Mr. and Mrs. Elias, we have good news and bad news. The good news is the fetus looks healthy and is progressing nicely. We see no reason to be concerned with health issues for mom or baby. The bad news is our DNA screening shows a 98.2% likelihood your child will be a real dick."
     
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    Yeah, that test they don't have yet. :c
     
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    Is there a test for nasal erectile dysfunction? Howard could have been aborted.
     
  12. eliasbboy

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    :eek:

    Think of all the great music we could have missed out on.

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    They're getting close. I read recently they have started working with toddlers to screen out potential assholes. They put them in a room filled with toys and props and then analyze their choices.

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    Oh man I'm such a shithead for laughing at that one. :rofl:
     
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    I'm not proud of myself.


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    It's not often I get to pull out my "System of a Downs" photoshop. :dancin2:
     
  17. Bye You!

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    Haha! I have a prenatal facepalm pic! And one where she looks like she's laughing on the phone. Ultrasounds are amazing.
     
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    Wow you are one angry dude
     
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