Howard is so grossed out by 'women' stuff. Do u think he was in the delivery room?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    He always says how Beth doesn't poop or fart or whatever...wondering if he was in the delivery room with Alison? I gotta say no.

    And will Monk be in the delivery room with Bye? I gotta say yes.

    And guys of the dawgsaloon...were you in the delivery room with your wives? And were you totally grossed out, or was it a great experience?

    (and no you rat bastards, this isn't Dlist has had too many lavender martinis thread. I'm actually sober--for right now) I post suck ass threads BOTH sober and drunk!!!:facepalm:
     
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    Is it common for the wives to fart
     
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    I've heard some gross stories from my friends..wondering how youse guys can even look at that cooch the same again.
     
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    My sis in law shat on delivery. Allegedly.
     
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    I've heard that too....pushing out a kid sounds kinda gross.
     
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    I think he was probably in the delivery room. I had C- sections. My ex passed out in the delivery room when they cut me. :jj:
     
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    Thankfully both c sections
     
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    Im talking just in general
     
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    To be fair...That would be a little too much for anyone to handle...

    I was interning at a vet clinic eons ago and watched a dog get neutered....I nearly passed out when they made 'the cut'
     
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    Yeah I know. I watched a a goat get neutered once and it gave me nightmares.

    They actually let me watch the incision the first time. The next one I said no thanks.
     
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    Gotta say reps to all you women that have gone through child birth..It sounds like a nightmare!!

    I think Bye posted that she wanted the tequila lined up and and epidural....gotta respect that!:)
     
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    The vagina is never "pretty". Some are nicer than others (excess labia isn't too sexy). Whenever I have heard gay men talk about vagina, they talk about how "scary" it is (as if a penis is beautiful). Howard acts, talks, and has the interests of a gay man. If he is not actively gay, then he is most likely a very repressed gay man who cannot come clean with who he truly is because of his status as a celebrity and because I think he is such a mama's boy, he could never come out while his mom is alive.

    To answer your question, yes as a straight man I am sorta grossed out by "women stuff". Unless I am horny, of course. I think being in the delivery room is such a wonderful, life affirming experience that if Howard or any other man is grossed out by it, then they are most likely self absorbed pricks who cannot love anyone but themselves.
     
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    Noice post PP
     
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    Well youse guys ball sack isn't that great either.:facepalm:
     
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    It's so funny when guys complain about the smell of vagina, but there is nothing more repulsive than a locker room of sweaty guys changing. I'll take the smell of vagina and the look of vagina over sweaty, shriveled up balls any day, but I think Howard may disagree with me.
     
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    True, true my friend!!
     
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    talk of balls and vagina and locker rooms made me remember something. do women in the locker room like to show off their assets? when i was in college we used to play b-ball and afterwards in the locker room, stand in a line to give back the towel we borrowed. there was this one guy who used to take off all of his clothes and and stand in line with fully clothed guys (usually ten or twelve guys) to give back his towel. not sure why he did it, but if he thought some guy was gonna get excited seeing his balls hanging low, he was mistaken. so, you are right dlist. balls are more gross than vagina.
     
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    I was in the delivery room during my sons C- section delivery. It was the most moving moment of my life. I was the second person to hold him and got to cut his umbilical cord. The second I saw him I knew I would protect him and even die for him if need be.
     
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    And as far as pussy goes, love the smell and taste of a clean one. Many are beautiful.
     
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    I am modest in the locker room, but there are some chicks that let it all hang out all the time..was going to the whirl pool and some chick was in there naked..it grossed me out. And she had NO assets to show off...Boobies hanging to her knees...it was gross. I left.