Howard is such a narcissist that he doesn't recognize his dinner guests

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  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    That he has Giada Dilaurentis to his home for dinner and doesn't recognize her next time he sees her. It's not like he's the President where he meets 100s of people a week. It's all about him and he doesn't care about anyone else, plus she's not famous enough for him to acknowledge her.
     
  2. HORSETOOTHED

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    I wrote in another thread that what I think is going on is that Howard hates parties/guests so he passive aggressively shits on them so Beth will stop inviting people over.

    But I agree it also plays into his "I'm too big to know who you are" routine.
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

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    I'm thinking about this in a completely different way. Giada Dilaurentis is a fucking hot piece of ass. If she were famous or not, I would fucking remember who she was just for that. Either Howard is lying that he didn't remember her or he is fucking gay.
     
  4. DogStar69

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    If anyone is a fan of his and less famous than him, (or he thinks they are) like Jeff Probst, he thinks they are not famous or worthy of his appreciation.

    If he meets someone who is very famous, but not a real fan, like George Clooney, he will kiss his ass.
     
  5. IlluminatiJones

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    Anybody have the non-gay explanation for not recognizing or remembering Giada Delaurentis?

    I would recognize her all night long.

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  6. bznick

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    And he always pulls that routine where he intentionally mispronounces their name too. That act is just over played by now.
     
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    It's phony shtick -- just like the way he 'forgets' the title of In Plain Sight, to remind Mary McCormack who's more famous.
     
  8. DogStar69

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    Sometimes it's on purpose, but sometimes he just doesn't care, like when he was getting free clothes from Varvatos and mispronounced it for months.
     
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    It's the reason other couples do not want to hang with him and gold digger
     
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    +R
     
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    must be worth around 200 million for him to start remembering
     
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    Gold Trigger?
     
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    He is bored by his dinner guests.
     
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    There's no way he didn't know she was a guest at his house. In addition to her looks, Howard's such a starfucker the name Delaurentis would have registered and snapped him out of his coma.
     
  15. DogStar69

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    Howard prolly asked Beth why the harp player was sitting at the table instead of outside with the door closed on her.
     
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    if she doesn't have marbles that he thinks he can shake her down for
    she probably isn't on his radar/gaydar.
     
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    Hair System Man is such a fucking liar. Anyone would remember this broad.

    Unfortunately she's been ruined for me since I've read she regularly cheats on her husband with that shitbag John Mayer and is a mudshark as well.
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

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    Actually now that I think about it, I bet Howard flirted with her and hit on her a bit and she blew him off. I'm sure it played into his whole high school Howie insecurities where he couldn't score with the hot chicks, etc.
     
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    Do you think Howard would recognize his own daughters if they were a dinner guest at his house?
     
  20. Chimney Portions

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    She addressed the John Mayer thing...doesn't sound like there's much to it. Mudshark? I've never heard that.