Howard is talking about never cheating on his wives too much

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  1. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    I have noticed a theme in recent weeks that Howard has repeatedly made a point that he has never cheated on Allison or Beth. Typically, when people make such unsolicited declarations it is because they are cheating and they need to overstate the opposite of what they are doing to cover up the cheating. I wonder if this is the case. Howard is on the road alone a lot for AGT. He has plenty of opportunities to cheat.

    I truly believe he cheated on Allison. Too many signs that he cheated while filming Private Parts from him going on the air chastising Ralph for his "prank" of putting condoms of Howard's rider for what needed to be stocked in his trailers to him spending endless hours alone with Jenna Jameson in his trailer during filming. Too much smoke for there not to be fire.

    Ironically, the last time he was so vocal about how much of a faithful, loving husband was when his marriage was falling apart with Allison. Howard's "tell" of when he is lying typically is when he overemphasizes the lie. I wonder if he cheated on Beth and trying to prove to her it isn't true by constantly saying he is always faithful.
     
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    Hm, I also noticed Howard mentioned not cheating a few times and it pinged my radar as well.

    I think the truth was exposed during the filming of, "Private Parts" many years ago when Allison found the list Ralph had made for Howard and it included condoms.

    I can only hope he's fucking around on Beth.
     
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    If you listen to the Howard/Ralph/Allison condom clips...it is fucking obvious by Howards over reaction that he was caught red handed cheating!!!
     
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    You've got it exactly backwards. He's preaching faithfulness because that's what he's desperate for Beth to be....................despite the mounting :c evidence that she's not.
     
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    I believe Stern is fooling around, but not with another chick:coffee:
     
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    I will not lie = I'm a liar

    [video=youtube;YiCKVwd0_9A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiCKVwd0_9A[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;j9bN4HtI-o8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9bN4HtI-o8[/video]

    he asks about JD's cock a week later too....:jj:
     
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    he cheats.....
     
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    Don't confuse what a sane, heterosexual man would be doing in his shoes with what he's doing.

    No cheater would whine about his wife going off without him in LA; they'd encourage it.

    You only lie to the mother of your children and to real wives, not trophy-wives. Trophy-wives already know the score; he wouldn't have to go through this charade. You only lie when you've got something to protect, to lie against, and there's nothing "on the other side" with Beefus; no kids together, his kids certainly aren't attached to her, she doesn't have/isn't earning her own money................

    You'd just pay her off, kick her to the curb, and get down to poon-houndin' business.................................if that's what he was into.

    And "cheating" implies that the other doesn't know about it. If he's "cheating", it's with a dude/dudes, and Beth is well aware of it.

    Hell, she's probably holding the camera.

    Also, ironically, she'd be much, much more subservient if she knew/suspected he was cheating. And as we're all witnessing, the exact opposite is the case; she's now wearing the pants in the relationship.
     
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    First he needs to define cheating.
     
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    His definition of cheating is anal fisting. Everything else is not cheating.
     
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    BTW, I wonder if there is a cheating clause in the pre-nup.
     
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    I don't know where "Beefus" came from but it make me laugh every single time I see it
     
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    I dunno about their marriage, but Catherine Zeta-Jones gets an extra $5,000,000 if Michael Douglas cheats on her.

    I have no idea what he gets if she fucks out on him, though.

    She just checked herself into the loony-bin, by the way. I don't know if sex goes on there or not, but either way, he looks like his dad now. Post-stroke.

    A cheating clause could explain Beefus' complete lack of sexuality; ya gotta be in it to win it!

    :bigthink
     
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    I started using "the Beefus" here over a year ago. I think I made it up but am not sure. So thanks? :)
     
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    [video=youtube;cGXbCGozBBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGXbCGozBBY[/video]
    1:55
     
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    he doesn't use condoms....he's married
     
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    No, cunt-face, it wasn't you. It was the great Monsoon who came up with it.

    Don't you have more kids to touch somewhere?
     
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    I also think the whole condom "prank" thing was a sign he was cheating...but also really stupid to put conforms on a riider...just buy them yourself.
    Anyhow, if a man wanted to use condoms with me I'd be offended haha.
     
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  20. Rob0729

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    Well, he probably figured it was safer to put it on a rider that Allison probably would have never seen (she saw by accident) than go to a drug store and have someone report to the the news that they saw Howard Stern buying condoms. I doubt even Ralph knew Howard was using condoms until Allison found out and Howard got him to be the fall guy.

    And Howard was probably banging Jenna Jameson. I ain't banging no porn star without a condom and I can understand why he would use it with her.