Howard is the one who erases his page when he moves shit around

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I MEAN HE LACKS ENERGY FOR THE SHOW HE DOES NOT PUT 110 percent into his work. this is the answer he blames scott ..c'mon man
     
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    mercy [​IMG]
     
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    I picture that whole "page" shit looking like a touch-screen that's been outfitted for the elderly with bad vision. Like big buttons that say TRADIO CALL as he screams "Guys, where's dat tradio call? aaeaehah. Robin, I tell ya, I get no respect around here anymore, even from my own guys."
     
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    this is what it looks like

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  6. Mr Ed

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    From what's been said in the past, the last time this happened, Howard' "whole page" only held 6 or 7 items.

    Last time, Scott said he routinely does "delete all" to Robin's news pages from the day before, and then adds the new Robin stuff. Scott admitted that time, he accidentally did a "delete all" to Howard's page, thinking it was Robin's page. Clearly, the only reason Howard never used this "dog ate my homework" excuse before, is that prior to Scott's deletion, Howard didn't know other people had the rights to delete stuff from his page. The stupid fuck actually though someone had to do the deletion from Howard's monitor (which he has referred to as a laptop), being totally in the dark as to a "client - server" relationship. Now that he knows Scott can delete his page, and we've now seen that Howard is shameless enough to falsely accuse Scott of doing so, we can probably expect this excuse to come up, regularly, in the future.


    I'd imagine that, when Howard gets bored during the show, he checks out the other pages, like JD's, Gary's, Sal & Richard's, and, when he finds interesting shit (like the porn guy who sounded like a pirate when he came), he copies those icons and pastes them into his page. (The interface is probably similar to a large Android with a touch sensitive screen).

    It sounded like Howard suddenly had more air time to kill (probably another shill caller promoting AGT, HowardTV, or a book, got sick of waiting on hold and had hung up). Howard'd planned to copy a few more things onto the page during the book plugging interview, but hadn't bothered, and then he suddenly realized he had nothing in the tank, so he accused Scott of deleting his page. Howard screamed that the "whole page was gone" but this time, Scott said "there are a couple of items at the top". Clearly, no one did "delete all" on the page, this time.

    By the way - I was wondering why Howchie suddenly started saying "read a book" - he said it during his Paris rant on Wed, and again a couple of times on Mon & Tue. He KNEW he has a book author or 2 (or 3) scheduled to plug their books, so he's been "hooking" the idea of reading, when we know the bastard doesn't even read books. It's pathetic the way he tries to "sell" book reading. It's as if he's plugging product:

    H > "So, Robin, I'm reading that crazy Republican bitch's book. She's fascinating. When I finish the book, I'll know all about her campaigns, her political views, all the offices she ran for, what's doing with her and her husband... I'll know everything there is to know about her."

    R > "What's the name of the book, Howard?"

    H > "I don't know Robin, I haven't finished it, yet."

    H > "Reading is fun for mentals, Robin."

    R > "That's 'fundamental', Howard." :facepalm:

    Jesus Christ, it sounds like Howard is doing a book report, from about fourth grade, on a book he "should" have read, but hadn't gotten around to reading yet. More "dog ate my homework" bullshit.


    We can blame Buchwald, Benji, and Howard for this book selling campaign. Buchwald's the literary agent who's responsible for the sponsorship, Benjy writes the moronic ad copy (Paris Hilton should "sit home and read books instead of going out to clubs") and Howard for blowing his lines (doesn't even know the name of the book he's supposedly been reading for the past week.)

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    If anything really was deleted by accident I guarantee Howard did it. He had just finshed playing something from the page so there was nothing wrong with it a few minutes earlier. He probably tried to delete or move the stuff he had just played and deleted other stuff instead.
     
  8. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    That's it?? That's the famous Prophet system? WHY ARE THE GOD DAMN FONTS SO SMALL? How the hell do they read anything? Look at all that wasted space in EVERY square... One of the ugliest Windows apps I've ever seen.

    Hell, the text doesn't even wrap! I could do better with a spreadsheet in a half hour!
     
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    what does that mean "wrap" text?
     
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    Fuck it, you'll write it and you'll do it live.