Howard is to AGT as JLO is to American Idol.....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BenBas, May 22, 2012.

  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    :rolleye: That's how I see it...after last night when Howard was crying "I'm not cut out for this"....turning to Robin for HELP!!!
    Unable TO JUDGE THIS LITTLE BOY WHO HAD ZERO TALENT BUT WAS ADORABLE!!!!

    So if u remember last year.....and this year too ...Howard goofing on JLO's inability to JUDGE!! JLO CRYING that "I CAN"T DO THIS IT"S TOOO HARD" ..

    and on the X-factor last year he also goofed on Paula and the PussyCat Doll (whatever her name was) who ALSO COULD NOT JUDGE AND THEY CRIED !!
    Jlo said "THIS IS TOOOO DIFFICULT" "I CAN"T DO THIS ANYMORE"....boo hoo-ing instead of JUDGING!!!

    So last night Howard did the EXACT SAME THING!!!! :facepalm:

    It's sooooooo PHONY!! sooooooooo contrived and SCRIPTED!!
    just like the show!! haha
    I had to bail...impossible to watch this show!!
    even with Howard....it's too stupid to watch....it's soooo predictable and FAKE!!! It's why I never watched it BEFORE Howard!!

    It is exciting to see Howard on NETWORK TV!!! I get it!!
    But he's acting waaaaaay tooooo phony for me!

    Robin & Howard LOVED THE DUDE WHO HAD HIS BALLS crushed with a sledge hammer and KICKED IN THE NUTS over and over!!
    They thought this was TALENT AND SENT HIM TO LAS VEGAS?????:facepalm:
    and that Older Dude who was a total JOKE!!

    at least on American Idol they throw these dumb acts OUT!!!
    they're just "fillers" who are goofballs!
    but not Howard!!
    he puts them through to the next round! :facepalm:

    What a hypocrite (and total asshole IMO) ....he goofs on JLO and the XFACTOR JUDGES...
    then he does the EXACT SAME THING!!!!!

    go figure...

    thank you
    peace & love
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    I agree.
     
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    I compared him to J Lo last night. Wasn't Howard hired at great expense to be the edgy one? Instead, we got J Lo, Steven Tyler, Paula Abdul, and Randy Jackson all rolled into one. He looks like the dummies on The Talk with all the fawning and yucking it up. He won't give an honest critique. Simon hired him to be more Simon-like than Paula-like. They could have saved a ton of money and hired a number of squeaky clean, non-controversial types. Why pay Howard all that money to not be Howard?
     
  6. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Benbas is to FORUMS as YEAST is to a vagina.
     
  7. Senator Rick

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    Howard looked so stupid in that shiny Members Only circa 1980's "leather" jacket last night.

    It's also creepy how Howard has pretty much taken over the show and made it his own very special piece of shit tv.
     
  8. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    The more Howard insists that the bit with the little boy wasn't scripted, the more I believe it was.
    I can't believe how lame Howard is. But he's no JLo. He's more like Ellen Degeneres. And hopefully, he'll leave AGT after one season like she did when she was a judge on IA.
    I would laugh.
     
  9. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    :rolleye: HaHa...VERY funny! That may be YOU sweetie.. it's NOT me...

    (My Avi pick IS ME!!!) Don't goof on me because I'm beautiful!!! ;)
    and I have a pretty nice body too that I TAKE CARE OF!!
    never smoked !! don't drink...I EXERCISE AND RUN EVERY DAY!!!

    unlike you and so many of you moron's who like to goof on me!!!
    that's probably 99.9 % of what YOU asshole's look like!!!!

    THANK YOU

    PEACE & LOVE
    xoxoxoBB
     
  10. TehLivingDeath

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    Good morning, dumbbell. Have some negs!
     
  11. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    BenBas lets see your tits.
     
  12. Lou Skunt

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    You really don't want her to unroll them do you?
     
  13. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    ** from at least 15 years ago. Now I look as dried-up and wrinkled as my dead sister's corpse.
     
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    Show your tits, show your tits, show your tits!
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    ... btw: you don't need an apostrophe to pluralize "morons", moron. Or "assholes", or any other word that you think needs an apostrophe if there is more than one item.

    And I believe that you don't smoke or drink, but it's painfully obvious your mother did. You were probably two Jack N' Cokes away from having Down Syndrome.

    Please die.

    Thank You.

    xoxo
     
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    The word that comes to my mind whenever I watch or hear of anything AGT:................ **DOUCHECHILLS**..............

    What Howard has become and how he thinks what he's doing is so great..... just gives me the 'chills. :dontcare:
     
  17. Spoons

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    Not only is it scripted but all 3 of them suck as actors.. It wasn't even good script. That was my last episode of that. I did enjoy the american ninja show afterward.. Some of the fails are funny as shit.
     
  18. Nibbler

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    If Howard was a nice guy, I'd feel embarrassed for him, instead it's fun to see him watch his total lameness on national TV.
     
  19. Senator Rick

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    I hope they force him out mid-season.
    I need Howard to become an F-list celebrity.
     
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    ass to mouth ass to mouth ass to mouth etc.