Howard "It is a turn on when my daughter speaks Spanish"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Oct 3, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Who says "turn on" and "daughter" in the same sentence?? Ick.
    Then he was about to say her speaking another language was "hot" but then quickly switch to "great"

    Creepy...
     
  2. jyanks

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    No wonder the poor thing moved to Vietnam.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...why didnt he bring up the fact that beth speaks SEVEN languages?
     
  4. GaryPuppet

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    Howard wants her to dress up like the maid and talk dirty to him in spanish while he jerks off :mjerk:
     
  5. urbanshocker

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    Let's see, "Greek", "French", "Asian", "Russian" uh.."GFE", umm, "BBBJ" and "DATY"--wait those last three are just acronyms from whore websites....
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    I missed that, but eww.
     
  7. Nemo

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    Howard Stern once had different views on speaking Spanish in America....:jj:
     
  8. Onehourphoto

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    What languages does "you can leave it on the dresser" and/or "me love you long time" fall into?
     
  9. Time Bandit

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    anyone can say SI and NO...
    wig you stupid gangly bastard..you as good as murdered dana plato
    and damn near shoved the knife in artie yourself, bitch.
     
  10. Stinkfist

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    Such a turn on when his daughter speaks Spanish.

    Then, a couple of sentences later, damaged women were such a turn on.

    Gross, dude.
     
  11. christ cracker

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    so F'N sick
    the baby sitter porn makes sense now
    she probly makes his cocaine deals
     
  12. chapped

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    it turns me on when his daughters post whore like pictures on the internet
     
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    I was just about to make this thread :jj: sooooooooo creepy.
     
  14. Nemo

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    Stern needs to run every thought he wants to express through a PC filter before it is butchered by his big fake teeth.
    What Wiggy wants to say and what he actually says are two different things.

    :c
     
  15. Nemo

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    Next logical progression after Babysitter Porn.....incest porn.
    Howard Allan Freud
    :facepalm:
     
  16. MarvelComics85

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    This should be his "Nappy headed hoes" moment. And his sheepy staff doesn't say anything, huh?
     
  17. ARM

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    I just heard it, christ it was just as incestuously creepy as the OP described! Ill post an audio when i get home from catdogs doctor apt.

    Reminded me of Jessica Simpson's dad Joe talking about her natural breasts any chance he seemingly gets.
     
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  18. Bye You!

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    :rofl:
     
  19. GaryPuppet

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    If Debra speaking spanish turns him on, does Emily doing this excite him to completion?

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  20. kelliejean

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    Is that supposed to be a carpet?