Howard "It is easy to be in love when my wife is so beautiful"

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    As a women, that "he loves me for my looks" gets ode. Howard: "It is easy to be in love b/c she is so beautiful"
    It makes you feel insecure b/c if you gain a pound, or start to get crows feet, you feel you aren't loved.... Howard has NEVER said, "I love Beth b/c she is an amazing, smart, accomplished woman." Uh well, she is not....
    Beth must feel like shit..and freak at every wrinkle and pound she adds.:giggle:
     
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    She's a typical trophy wife. I can't wait until the shine starts to rust off.

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    Seeing as she loves him for his money....it's all good.
     
  4. Herc

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    Money got him to fuck her . . .

    And more money got her to stay . . .
     
  5. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Guess it is all Karma....
     
  6. Bye You!

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    i agree but it goes beyond that.

    Of course, someone who loves YOU thinks you're beautiful. IMO, that goes hand in hand with love.

    BUT to love someone because they are beautiful? that's fucked up.

    BUT as someone else said, she loves his money, so fuck them both. They are two of the most screwed up people in the world. I wish their charmed lives would come to a sudden end.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    It is a crash and burn, bye you. Just saying.
     
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    Beth had to strip naked before Howard proposed marriage.

    Howard didn't propose to her, he proposed to her body.

    There's a difference.
     
  9. Bye You!

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    :up:
     
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    And, she ain't all that beautiful. :crazy2:
     
  11. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I don't find Beth attractive at all. It's probably because my cock would look like a Vienna sausage in her catcher's mitt hands.
     
  12. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Listen all you guys would fuck her, but most respectable Dawg Saloon guys wouldn't marry her..
     
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    So would every one else except not the size of John Holmes or Ron Jeremy.
    I bet their dicks even look small when placed in a catchers mitt
     
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    Robin called him out on the best of Sirius replay with the joke "when you die Beth will throw a party" and he acted like a little "I PRANK" Pussy and got the entire office to brow beat the shit out of her
     
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    I guess anything to keep his mind off the fact that Cabbie tapped that ass first.
     
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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Typical Howard vanity.
     
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    EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :puke:
     
  18. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    That is a rumor which needs to get some traction, good thing to ask Howard about on twitter..
     
  19. Herc

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    You can see better looking gals in any major city's streets . . .
     
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    She's not beautifoe to me. But I'm not attracted to shallow, vain women.