Howard: It takes me hours to buy something on the internet

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

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    "I wouldn't know where to go to buy anything.... and get my credit card... it takes hours"
     
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    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    "It's a whole thing. Don't ask."
     
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    When i heard him say that today i just thought to myself "What a fuckin tool"
     
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    JDDaBadAhz Active Member

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    Because you're a dumb bastard.
     
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    There's a reason Wiggy refused to take the IQ test.
     

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    Where did you get this picture? DO TELL!!!
     
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    How pathetic. Without his staff around how long would this useless bastard last.
     
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    so much for the king of all media :dontknow:
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    He can't have the help buying his Viagra. Or a doctor blabbing about it at a cocktail party. So to the internet he goes.
     
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    "Robin, I went to the pool all by myself"
    "Robin, I went to GNC and got a protein shake all by myself"

    No wonder Beth isn't upset she doesn't have a baby...B/C douchbag Howard is one BIG baby!!
     
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    King of Old Media
     
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    :secret:Got you out of the shitpiles, my friend.
     
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    He is the most helpless d-bag
     
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    He needs to ask Beth for help. According to him, she buys shit online every day, all the time.
     
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    Beth may not be able to save a word document but she's good at spending Howard's money online (and in brick and mortar stores).