Howard jealous of football players?

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  1. MFnAntiChrist

    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Every time Howie brings up football players and athletes he always feels the need to put them down. Like today when Robin mentioned the players getting off the plane in suits. Meanwhile he's walking like a 7 year old wearing hand-me-down cargo pants.

    "Dumb idiots get some money and blah blah blah....."

    You're so fucking insecure and jealous you skinny jew fuck. Get over yourself.:facepalm:
     
  2. Fucknose McGee

    Fucknose McGee New Member

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    he's just an old bitter closeted queen

    he secretly wants nothing more than to suck some jock dick
     
  3. Tans Lover

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    He could be jealous of their big thick cocks. Can happen sometimes in the cuckold world.
     
  4. GRATEFUL DEAD

    GRATEFUL DEAD Active Member

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    They're MANLY and he isn't....................
     
  5. DogStar69

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    Howard is jealous of Dish Washers.
     
  6. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    He's no more jealous of them than he ever was of the Hollywood A-List crowd that he used to goof on for trading up to bimbo wives and living on red carpets.
     
  7. Uncle Larry

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    With all his years (and thousands of dollars) of therapy one would think he should be over these issues by now. Still an insecure dude with a lot of marbles and a vapid wife.
     
  8. Hersh

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    I think he's sick of seeing their graffiti on the wall.
     
  9. HorseFanNetwork

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    give it time,when one day howard gets invited to some hot shot footballs players house,and thinks its amaaaaaaaaaaaazing.
     
  10. Hersh

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    as long as they didn't play for penn back in the day, then he may be jealous.
     
  11. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    The doorman pressured him to get married...
     
  12. MFnAntiChrist

    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yeah, the fucking guy can't even decide who is gonna win the superbowl because Bob Kraft is a "nice guy". What a crock of shit.

    Wait till Horseface leaves him for a young strapping athlete with a beer can cock.
     
  13. HS closet homo

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    Yes Howard why would any real man want to wear a tailored 3 piece suit? Because they want to look fucking nice! Howard makes no fucking sense. Yes it would look awesome for professional football players that make millions to be greeted by the press in fucking sweat pants!
     
  14. HS closet homo

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    Howard is sooooo stupid! She shed a few tears about how she was not being "respected".........she was Howard's whorer. Howard the dumbass fell for it!!!!!:facepalm:
     
  15. Undead

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    It's all about the marbles you see. They have more = problem.
     
  16. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I'm still amazed that the doorman at his apartment (luxury home) was somewhat of a factor for him to get married so Beth would be "respected" by some guy that greets rich people as they walk into their multi-million dollar homes. Beth probably had Howard get the doorman fired.
     
  17. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    As a young heeb you know every athlete shit on him plus he got NO trim, even though he says he did. He's just a bitter, neurotic fuck that will always have a beef with athletes no matter what.
     
  18. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    It always seems to torture guys for life because they didn't get a bunch of pussy in high school. I got a little in my teens but made up for it spades in my late teens and twenties. Howard just feels bitter because he didn't get to fuck the chicks he wanted when he was young. Well, join the club Howard and move on, its not that big of a deal.
     
  19. YokoOhNo

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    Thousands? haha...I think he's into the millions
     
  20. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Most tall, skinny clumsy dorks attack atheletes. I bet Stork would throw a pitch worse than Fa Fa Flunkey!

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