Howard just said it all

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Vashier, Jul 29, 2013.

  1. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    While talking to Robin Thicke Howard stated that he would rather not have his kids see him being the center of attention. He would rather be alone with them and have a meaningful talk. Only a man that has zero contact with his children would make such an asinine statement. His children have always lived in the same general location as he has for all of their childhood. Why in hell does he need to have a "meaningful talk" with them whenever they are near? Only reason I can come up with is that they have never been around for him to have any talks with, meaningful or not.

    Way to point out what a non father Howard has been :cheer:
     
  2. nserafini

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    Howchie has got to be proud of that worthless gaggle of daughters he's raised........

    What's not to be proud of?
     
  4. MrWarmth

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    Meaningful talks are nice. But your family wants a leader. They need to know that after all their friends have abandoned them when they really need them, Dad will be there because that's his job....BUT....and here is the most important BUT: He WANTS to.


    Thank you.
     
  5. BringBackJackie

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    How great to be a fly on the wall when senile Howard and his attention-whore retard wife try to have "meaningful" talks with any of Howard's daughters
     
  6. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    It's one thing to be an absentee father, it's another to point it out to the world :hilarious:
     
  7. MrWarmth

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    That's it in a nutshell
     
  8. Nantrax

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    He raised them? I have the feeling he probably spent less than 10 minutes with them each day.
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    It's amazing how people can hear the exact same thing and "hear" something completely different
     
  10. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    What'd you hear?
     
  11. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    which one was this? the goofball poet? she had some ripe melons in this pic
     
  12. BethSucks

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    I wonder if the irony of Beth making Chimneyland her permanent residence that Howard visits on the weekends and holidays has ever hit Howard.
     
  13. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yup that's Emily the oldest. She was in an off off broadway play where she was nude.


    I've been wondering that for awhile now. You know damn well she'll be in FL from labor day till memorial day from now on as well.
     
  14. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    must have been ages ago she took a left turn into a brick wall pretty fast. poor girl looks like her pops now.
     
  15. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    07-08 i think

    Nope was 10
     
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    Years ago, I remember someone on tv (ok, I confess, it was Dr. Phil. Don't judge me. :rolleye:) say that if you don't talk about meaningless stuff with your kids, how do you expect to ever have a meaningful conversation with them.

    I think that's true.
    Howard doesn't know that of course. :rolleye:
     
  17. GaryPuppet

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    He said his daughter was one of about 50 people he brought to AGT last week.

    I assume he was talking about Ashley in her little black dress.

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    Sounds like he wants to have a creative meeting with his kids.
     
  19. BethSucks

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    You also have to consider what a meaningful conversation is for Howard. Think back to the last year or so of his Wednesday visitations with Ashley. According to Howard they typically went out for a jog (Howard killing two birds with one stone by not missing his workout time) and had dry pasta and boiled shrimp while Howard gave a dissertation on Neil Young and the Beatles. Meaningful to Howard means it's about him and what interests him.
     
  20. rolltide

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    Where'd the cum shot to the face go?