Howard just tweeted about Kirstie Alley

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  1. chapped

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    Will Fred bust out the elephant sound effects?


     
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    Why I never made fat jokes about you Kirsty.. right Robin???

    -Robin puts down pork chop- I was just going to say that
     
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    Kirstie Alley's Bikini Appearance. 11/07/06. 6:05am

    Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Howard caught Kirstie Alley on Oprah's show. Howard said he based his whole day around that show. He said she wore a bikini but she was covered up with clothes so you could barely see anything. She was wearing stockings according to Howard and she didn't lose enough weight. He said that she's still fat and she was obviously embarrassed.

    Howard noticed that she had some kind of material holding her belly down and everything was huge on her. He said Oprah looked pretty thin but you don't see her walking around in a bikini. He said that if they want to get him as a regular viewer of that show, they should have every guest in a bikini. He talked about the way the show went and how Kirstie was walking out and flashing everyone. Artie saw a picture of her in the paper and said she looked like a football player.

    Howard said that she still has some work to do but there is some potential there. Artie said that Oprah looks really thin next to Kirstie. Robin wondered how old she was. It turns out she's 55 so she doesn't look to bad for that age. Howard said she's still a big fatso though.
     
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    What's he doing up this late? Is the show dark tomorrow?
     
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    Wonder if Howard will make any Scientologist jokes?
     
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    Howard will love his birthday gift basket.
     
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    The Mike Walker Gossip Game With Crackhead Bob. 6/5/98. 8:40am


    Crackhead Bob came in to play a quick Mike Walker gossip game. Each Friday Mike Walker calls in with four stories from his National Enquirer column. One of the stories is false so everyone tries to pick the false one. Here are this week's stories:

    1. Kirstie Alley has so many problems with her weight that she's mail ordered a bunch of the same clothing in 3 different sizes.
    2. Matt LeBlanc has a dog who likes to drink out of the toilet so he has a sign hanging in his bathroom asking people to put the seat down.
    3. Magician David Copperfield wears a foam rubber torso under his clothes to make him look more muscular than he is.
    4. Racquel Welch uses clothespins to tighten up her flabby upper arms when she has her picture taken.
    Howard picked number 4 as the false story. Robin picked number 1. Crackhead Bob and Jackie both chose number 2. The actual false story was number 2. Wow! Crackhead Bob is good! Bob thought that Matt LeBlanc was a woman but hey, he got it correct anyway.
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    > Freudian slip for Robin
     
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    Maybe the Church of Scientology is teaming up with North Shore Animal League. Two non-profit scams combined can only mean bigger $$$ for everyone. It's like a giant blob of dishonesty.


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    The only thing that unfunny buzz kill will do is efficiently suck every turd out of her ass without making one joke or doing anything remotely funny.
     
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    After get fleeced for 50mil, Beth will be able to grace the cover of this fine publication.
     
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    Audio Clips Of Kirstie Alley On Oprah. 05/04/09. 6:40am

    Howard played some audio from Oprah's show where Kirstie Alley was talking about her working out and developing her own weight loss line. Howard said that this woman is just as fat as ever and she's got some nerve starting her own weight loss line. Artie said she must be working with Dom Deluise.

    In the clip Kirstie was talking about losing 20 pounds in 5 weeks. Howard said that's nothing on someone who is morbidly obese. Kirstie was talking about how she did it and it was like any other diet just keeping the intake of food down. Howard said she's a douche bag.

    Kirstie was talking about how she's going to be twittering her weight loss. Howard gave some advice on how to lose weight and just cut back on what you eat. Howard said he's been thin for 15 years now and he must know what he's doing. Howard said he's the one who should have the weight loss line.

    Howard played more of the Oprah clips and Kirstie said that she had stopped being the spokesperson for Jenny Craig and she stopped getting their food. Howard said they probably cut her off because she was still fat.

    Kirstie talked about how they were coming to her house to weigh her every week to make sure that she weighed what she claimed she did. Then they just stopped coming so she stopped dieting and working out. Kirstie said she gained 10 more pounds than she had lost before that diet.

    Howard said that Kirstie is the size of a whale. She had just mentioned that she stepped off a plane and looked horrible. Howard said that's not the plane's fault. He said it was like she was blaming the plane for her looks.

    Kirstie said that one of the paparazzi told her to turn around and caller her a fat ass. Kirstie said that you'd think that would be her turning point.

    Howard kept stopping the clip so he and the guys could goof on her. They were talking about her claims that she had to get naked when she weighed in and stuff and how they don't believe that.
     
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    This from a guy Lena Dunham refers to as an "outspoken feminist". She has about as much credibility as Howard does.


     
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    Wiggy's Twitter account is now used pretty much to celebrate past moments of his career or to respond to other celebrities who tweet him. We mad this Cunt, we can bring him down.
     
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    I was out of my mind Kristie
     
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    do me a solid and post the URL for that so i can tweet it