Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Apr 25, 2013.
I bet the dumbass has allergies.
Apparently you've never heard of the great Dr. Sarno. Allergies are all in your mind.
Sick for 8 straight days?
Get the fuck outta here.
Like his hero (even though he pretends to disapprove of him) -- Woody the meeskite
He is sick of being overlooked on his reality show now that two females have joined the cast.
Hey Howard, go fuck yourself!
I'm confused: is he still trying to sell himself as a "young" 59-year-old, still full of vim and vigor?
Or is he supposed to be some sort of elder statesman of the entertainment world?
At this point he should get "Denny's Early Bird Special" tattooed on his forearm/across his chest.
I've never seen quite the unholy mix of "rockstar-hot" and geriatric-pussification-hypochondria.
How could Beefus not want to spend every waking moment with him?
Woody Allen is Arnold Schwarzenegger compared to Howard.
And Woody is still cranking it out. That Rome movie looked like it sucked, but "Midnight in Paris" was good, and I've got some hope for his new one with Dice and Louis C.K., and I think he's still playing with his jazz band.
Howard couldn't make it to dessert five years ago!
Woody fucked then married his daughter and he's still less despicable than Howard!
He's still sick over losing $300 Million Marbles . . .
Sucking cock gave Howie a terrible tummy ache. Waaaaaaa.
It's hard to recover from sickness when your malnourished.
Howard's has the diet of an anorexic woman
I liked her better when she was Sandy Von Butt Corn.
That looks like a freshly-surgeried MAfB.
Too much to drink at Rod Stewart's hot tub party?
Howard's whining about his health is just another example of his constant lies and contradictions. If anyone else mentions they have a headache, sore throat, knee pain, back pain, etc. (even when XRays have confirmed the damage) Howard says it's all in their head and Dr. Sarno has completely cured him of all those ailments plus OCD. Then within a few days Howard will mention that he currently has one or all of those illnesses, completely ignoring the fact he just claimed that they're not real and Dr. Sarno cured him.
Howard's illnesses: real
everybody else's: in their mind
I think in his mind, Howard's cold would have turned into cancer if he wasn't so mentally and physically tough.
But really, the only way Howard even begins to make any kind of sense is when you accept that he's got two standards of conduct: his own victim/hero standard, and everybody else's. And the standard for everybody else constantly changes, as it reflects on him.
He can make himself seem more manly than an NFL MLB, or more sensitive than an Irish poet. He can out-mogul a Geffen or a Spielberg, and out-act a Brando or DeNiro.
because he's a great athlete/lover/actor/businessman for him. He lowers his expectations to the floor, then when he pseudo-exceeds them, it's a ticker-tape parade.
Ha ha! So true! He's always talking about how "youthful" he is and cites his thick black hair as evidence of this...but really he's 59, wears some sort of wig or hair system, needs botox and other cosmetic work to try and look younger. All the travel and the AGT work is starting to wear the poor old boy down.
So those GNC smoothies don't cure illness? Lawsuit!!!