Howard keeps claiming to run a large business

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    In meetings all day, etc. All I can think of is 112 productions, but what the fuck is he doing with it? And doesn't he claim that everyone actually works for Sirius?
     
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    A meeting according to Howard is stopping by JD's desk area and talking to him for 15 seconds.
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    That's probably true
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    lies and more lies
     
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    Howard actually does run a large media company. How hands on he is, is another matter. But who know. Howard lies so much no one knows for sure.
     
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    :secret: he has to claim that, else there'd be no excuse for why he puts on such a shit show

    He's too busy to be successful. :grad:

    Or funny.
     
  7. Beth143nacho

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    Do you know how hard it is to keep all those lies from falling in on each other?

    also, there are a lot (a LOT) o CEOs, cfos and a lot lower positions out there running far bigger corporations than Howard that aren't getting paid $100 mm a year (sorry, $80mm).

    howard is just jealous that he has no managerial talent. He's only good at dick jokes and fart humor.
     
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    The ones Jackie used to pass him, you mean. Left to his own devices................and Benjy's......................things turn tragic with the quickness.

    [video=youtube;6Jyozw2igHg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6Jyozw2igHg[/video]

    "a vitamin c sandwich"?!?

    :uscratch:

    :nocheer:

    :facepalm:
     
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    the big company is conlon road photography
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "What did he say Robin?"
     
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    I think the meetings take place about thirty seconds into that post-show meditation time.
     
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    Today Wiggy was claiming again that he spends hours over the weekend on show prep because it takes a lot of work to run 2 channels. What a fucking liar! He spends ZERO time on show prep and depends on others to program H101. He's proven in the past that he doesn't even know what's on his channels. I remember when someone called in to say how crappy Abe Kanan is and Howard said, "Oh, was Abe on last night?". There was also another caller who complained about the nonstop weekend replays on H100 and Howard told him to switch over to H101 and listen to "old stuff" instead, completely oblivious to the fact that H101 also had nothing but replays from the current week.
     
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    He had to hire Marcia Turk to help him run his huge empire
     
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    He does, it takes in $80 million a year and he keeps $79 million for himself.
     
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    I have a pretty rough idea.

    .......... :whistle:


    Follow....the....followers.


    [video=youtube;__xOIIunVzc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__xOIIunVzc[/video] ... :bigthink
     
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    That vitamin C line was killer! Where does Wiggy come up with this shit!!!
     
  18. FCCstandards

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    My point is, what the hell is coming out of all these meetings? nothing.
     
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    Meetings with his lawyers maybe, talking strategy for the next marble heist lawsuit.
     
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    What exactly constitutes a "large business"?