Howard Knows "The Secret" About Jeans!

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  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Did anyone pick up on Howard's John Varvatos Jeans discussion on how they fit?

    Some caller called in and said that when he went up on stage, his ass looked like it had a load of shit in there, and Howard agreed that there was a problem.

    He then explained that he knows "The Secret" to jeans fitting properly! That EVERYONE has them tailored! The only people that jeans fit on are people that have bodies like models! Come again?? :facepalm:

    In all the years I've been listening to his show, that has to be the most idiotic thing he has ever said!

    He went on to say that Ralph wants his to get all his jeans tailored again, and those he wore on the show had already been and they need to be done again.


    A question for everyone here, who wears jeans, and who has taken them to be tailored?

    I've been wearing 501's since about the 6th. or 7th. grade, and I have never had to get them tailored to fit right. They are bought, go in the wash, then worn and they have always seemed to fit?? I must be one of those blessed with a models body! :rolleye:


    Why doesn't Howard just say that he has a amazon woman's body with over sized hips and extra wide ass with weird shaped legs, that needs to shop only in the Woman's Big & Tall Store?



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  2. Horff

    Horff Well-Known Member

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    No, I've never had jeans tailored. Never heard of doing it. I could see doing it for length, any other reason and you are a woman.
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    wiggy needs to take those matronly hips to the womens dept which is the real problem.
     
  4. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    My fucking god ...has this photo been altered in anyway... shopped or anything????
    My generation has aged so poorly. :facepalm:
     
  5. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Since he gave up his balls a few years ago, Howard now has special tailoring needs.
     
  6. DogStar69

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    Everyone does have their jeans tailored :rolleye: and don't you have a car service?

    How did he get so out of touch that he has lost sense with reality?
     
  7. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    a quality pair of barry obama mom jeans would fix him right up.
     
  8. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    I've never had jeans tailored. I like 501's just fine but 517's work better for me. And they're fine.

    But we have to remember that few of us are 6'5" pelicans. I wear 32x34 which is very common. Howard is one gangly fuck. It's got to be difficult to find shit that fits.
     
  9. Senator Rick

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    I wear jeans... I haven't ever known anyone who'd cop to having them "tailored" if that's even possible.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    my damn helicopter was late again today
     
  11. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    I too am blessed with a models body. I've been wearing the same size jeans since High school. 37 years ago. maybe it changes when you turn 58. :scratch:
     
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    I am a short, fat fuck, so I have brought jeans to the tailor. They don't make 'em so that they fit around my waist without hanging over my feet. :(
     
  14. FishySausage

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    Here's the thing....Howard has his fucking jeans tailored!!! He looks that bad with John Varvados himself fitting that big stork!
    Whatever the fuck is that moron talking about??!!
     
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    I used to have my jeans hemmed when I was younger .
     
  16. Mr Fantastic

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    My mom used to sew a patch on the knees of my favorite toughskins when I was a kid.

    Does that count as tailoring?



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  17. Lou Cypher

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    Just another glaring example of the "Emperor's New Clothes" syndrome. You know that someone is telling him this and he believes it. No, it has nothing to do with your freakish, womanly hips, droopy ass and pipecleaner legs, Howard. Everyone has to do it. Twice. :facepalm:
     
  18. Kool

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    Man Wiggo is so out of touch, who even thinks about tailoring their fckn jeans?!? u buy them and wear them end of story.
     
  19. DogStar69

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    My jean tailoring room is next to my bowling alley.
     
  20. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Jeans are the one thing almost any normal person can look good in. Face it Howard, clothes have nothing to do with your hideous appearance.