Howard lets it slip that he keeps 'pictures' of the chicks he has fucked

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    While yelling at Benjy'... "Elisa is the hottest girl you have been with.. show me a picture of a girl hotter than her that you have been with.. we all have some"

    Isn't he married to the perfect wife?
    Isn't she a modole?

    What kind of beer thick pictures is he keeping and why?
     
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    He has a picture of Ralph on his nightstand.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Howard's "admissions" are sometimes just odd.

    Howard has been with Beth for 15 years. Why would he have old pictures on a NEW phone?
     
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    I liked a few weeks ago when he caught himself mid-sentence right before he blurted out that watching Mike Huckabee play the bass turns him on.
     
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    I was just listening to the 143 saga on youtube and at one point Howard was going on about how Beth had a ton of boyfriends before him (hmm, that sounds ok to him?) and how she never has any interest at all in being in contact with them. Funny, because I swear I've heard Howard talking about how Beth has been in contact with some old boyfriends. I even seem to recall Howard going with Beth to meet one one time. He was in a play or some shit. Howard went on about how cool and unthreatened he is to handle it that way. He was talking the exact opposite during the 143 stuff and was saying he'd have worries if Beth wanted to keep in contact with old boyfriends.
     
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    I have a theory that Howard Stern lies about everything.
     
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    I've been playing around with this theory for a while too.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I wonder if he ever misses Alison and realizes what a fool he's been.
     
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    It's a good theory.
     
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    Guess we should've caught on a lot sooner. Actual honest people don't constantly tell you how honest they are.
     
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    There is nothing as odd to me as Howard wearing a condom with his freaking WIFE. That tops all of his Beth-related admissions.

    She must have the Herps.
     
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    I've never understood his logic there - "Beth is not a gold digger or a ho because she's had tons of rich boyfriends." :scratch:
     
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    Does Howard look at himself in a pic like this and think "Yeah, that's what I was going for"? Does he really plan on looking like this when he's putting it together? Tons of money and thought went into this look, including reconstructive surgery. He looks like some queer old timey pilot. The Pink Baron.
     
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    Page one of his memory book, banged them all in high school.
     
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    I wonder if he has pics of all those chicks he was banging that year when he almost got fired for being such a stud.
     
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    Gunky contradicts himself all the time. He berated ETM for the pic his fake girlfriend Kendra took with Johnny Fratto's son. Apparently she had her head leaned on the guy's shoulder, which was a huge No-No for Gunky. A few years later Beefus took the EXACT SAME PICTURE with that Jared guy who co-starred on her stupid "Mom Caves" TV Show. Suddenly, it was "no big deal" after Beefus called in and did her "hurt and pissed off'' act. Proving that it was no big deal, Gunky forbid the Wrap Up Show to talk about it, cut it out of the replays, and has never spoken about it since...