Howard: Lowest Rated Letterman Of The Week

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "Robin, Don Rickles caused the ratings to go down on Monday, the people meters broke when millions turned off the TV after my segment"

    "Wow! Jon, Boff had the fifth highest rating of the week! I knew it was another home run"


    Monday (Howard): 3.0
    Tuesday: 3.3
    Wednesday: 3.1
    Thursday: 3.3
    Friday: 3.2
     
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    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    I think it's because he wears a wig and married a cunt.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    MFB: HOWARD THOSE RATINGS PEOPLE MADE UP NUMBERS BECAUSE THEYRE JEALOUS OF YOU!!!
     
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  4. Black Sabbath

    Black Sabbath Nothing to prove

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    This made my day...Thanks :)
     
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    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...yeah the kiss heard round the world. as long as your world doesnt stretch any further than the people on your payroll.
     
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  6. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Well, what did you expect ...

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    "My millions of listeners all crowded into a local Best Buy to watch my Letterman appearance together, Robin. The Neilson ratings guys went to Costco by mistake. That's why Monday nights rating were so low...Robin, are you there?"
     
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    A shame Howard had to come on show with prepared hackyness and couldn't have a normal conversation like every single other guest this month
     
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    In terms of ranking them, i will go with:
    1 Julia Roberts
    2 George Clooney
    3 President Clinton
    4 Oprah Winfrey

    last and certainly least... Gunky
     
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    Crash and burn for the Wigtard. Howard should be happy that Letterman is retiring, because there was no way he was ever get invited back again after Monday's disaster.
     
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    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    How surprising.
     
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    Jesus, that's horrible. Looks like Dave was going to give him a genuine hug and wiggy turns it into comedy lead.
     
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    Gone are the days when Howard would boast about the ratings bump after one of his Letterman appearances - the AGT spin of "all of reality competition shows are having bad ratings" doesn't help explain this result either. Maybe self-proclaimed industry expert Jon Hein can educate people to show how no one watches late night TV on Mondays anymore.
     
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    This. A real hug would have been much better for wiggy.
     
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    Norm's heartfelt appearance last night just solidifies the fact the Howard is incapable of human emotion. He's just a real, fucking CREEP. :coffee:
     
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    I was listening to the playback of the HSS the morning after Gunk's appearance.

    I can't believe he had the gall to give Letterman (or Daves wife) a watercolor Stern painted. How many times have people tried to give Stern gifts in the past where he's thrown them in the trash or put them down?

    I wish Letterman threw Stern's painting in the dumpster and post a photo of it with the rats chewing on the frame.

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    THE POWER OF STERN!!!!!!!!!!
     
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