Howard made Beth wait one day.....

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Lest be honest, Howard would not fuck Beth on the first night so she left his apartment and went to bed. Technically they did not have sex on first night,,,, but :lol:
     
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    Beth made him wait because he did not have enough cash in his wallet to leave on the dresser.
     
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    They couldn't agree on the terms of the contract.
     
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    He had to get Ralph's things out of the nightstand.
     
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    Ever see beth try and clap her hands? Howard couldn't leave the room to get a condom
     
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    Like the Vaseline covered butt plugs. :puke:
     
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    He was confused because his wig stand was in the shop and he didn't know what to do with the wig.
     
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    Yoko had never heard of John Lennon. Honestly, it's true and I believe her.
     
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    Really? ONE WHOLE DAY? ~rolleyes~
    I could see if they were both much younger, but given their ages at the time, it all seems quite childish to ridiculous to some sort of neurotic mind fuck.
     
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    Hey Beth its me, Howard. I know you just left ,but I hit the ATM.....Wanna come back over?
     
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    Howard is still sitting shiva for his sex life ....