Howard making fun of Joe Bidens "white fake TEETH"

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  1. Yomama

    Yomama Well-Known Member

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    pot - meet kettle
     
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    ...howard had his "teeth done in the 90's after private parts". :whistle:
     
  3. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Howchie loves to "deflect."
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    It was real fun listening to this.
    Howard had to pause many times to try to cover up his lies.
    Officially Howard says that he had his teeth done before Private Parts. Nothing about his crazy horse teeth he got before AGT.
    Today he hinted that he had some minor job done.

    Howard is so sick that he does not know the truth from the lies anymore. But everybody around Howard are bought by him. From his wife to the shrink.

    Imagine being Howard's shrink. Listening to Howard's lies and just tell Howard that he is right. (And the shrink probably have some strange deal with Beth, brainwashing Howard that blow jobs are degrading to women.)
     
  5. Johnny B

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    He did get them done before Private Parts but probably got new caps before AGT. He wanted some new pearly whites for the HD cameras.
     
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    He thinks if he mocks others that no one will notice him hiding his bad fake white teeth with his radio mic for HTV.
     
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    Yeah but he just won't admit to the new AGT choppers, keeps trying to act like he's had them since the movie...:rolleye:
     
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    whats even more amazing is that he made a whole career out of mocking garys teeth, and now his are worse, purposely

    i don't know weather to feel sorry for him or not
     
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    The Emperor has no clothes, but plenty of wigs apparently...
     
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    He also made fun of wigs. He attached Scott Salem's toupee to a fishing line.

    He made fun of retards for years and now Howard has become one too.
     
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    Lying to himself makes it easier for him to lie to the listeners.
     
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    this time he claimed he had caps, er I mean veneers just after watching himself in Private Parts, this is probably true, but he is obviously neglecting to mention his present chicklets
     
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    Gary boy must want to blast "Boff".
     
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    I think the shrink made Howard crazy and I think the shrink is probably crazier than Howard.
     
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    He makes fun of Sal too. But god forbid someone questions his own fake teeth as well . . .
     
  16. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    He says he'd shave his head for a movie role. :coffee:
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Several weeks back, someone posted a clip from that day where Stern said he wouldn't get "Hollywood white" teeth because it makes you "look like a 'tard". His delusions are turning him into the radio version of Norma Desmond.
     
  18. Bye You!

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    i do. don't.
     
  19. Yomama

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    He's really losing it.
    Listening to him talk about getting porcelain laminates and choosing not to go too white or fake looking - he really seems absolutely convinced that he is not one of those guys with the crazy white chicklett teeth.

    It's like listening to OJ Simpson talk - he's comvinced himself that he did not kill 2 people. He's a sociopath who believes his delusions. Listening to Howard lately I'm getting that same sociopath vibe coming from him

    For example:
    I don't have new teeth
    Everyone's wife/ girlfriend on show wants to be famous except for my wife
    I'm honest with my audience
    AGT has huge ratings
    I'm king of all media .........
     
  20. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    it used to be a new lie a month, then weekly, then there was a new one each day.

    Now he manages to squeeze each and every one in each and every show, so it's really noticeable now. He is insane.