Howard meets with doctors about getting a chin implant (1999)

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  1. SillyOldMan

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    Starting from about the 10:40 minute mark w/ Calabro.......... Note, I think the date in the video is wrong since I could not match up March 3, 1999 with a marksfriggin run down.........

    Gary:
    I lost 18 pounds. I want to lose 13 more.

    Howard: Yeah, but it’s not gonna make your chin stick out.

    Gary: But it will get rid of those fat pads.

    Howard: No it won’t. Those fat pads are there no matter what. You know, it’s a funny thing. Sometimes…..

    Gary: But Howard. You haven’t done it. You’ve had a chance to do some chin work. And your adam’s apple, you’ve always complained about that.

    Howard: You can’t do anything about your adam’s apple.

    Robin: Sure you can!

    Howard: Well, you can shave it down like a woman. I mean, that’s insane.

    John: You’re upset about your adam’s apple?

    Howard: No I’m not. He’s upset about my adam’s apple.

    Robin: You said you were upset by it.

    Howard: Well, I know I’m not a great looking guy. I don’t have a double chin like you.

    Gary: You have no chin, and you always….

    Howard: I’ve talked to plastic surgeons. And I said “what about a chin implant?†I would do it in a second.

    Gary: What did they say?

    Howard: And they say no. Because I actually, my chin sticks out. I don’t have a wide chin. So in order to do that they can put in an implant in to make my chin wider, but the thing is, that it would also make it protrude more. So it would not work. Most surgeons agree that I could not do a chin implant. Would you agree with that Dr. Calabro?

    Howard: I would do it. The chin, what is the big deal? They pop in an implant. What does that take 20 minutes? You don’t even have to be unconscious.

    [video=youtube;Y5Ojs92ZHJs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Ojs92ZHJs[/video]
     
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    "Why are people always saying I've had plastic surgery? I take it as a compliment, Robin"
     
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    He can't keep his lies straight.
    And this thing today about wearing designer underwear, puhleze you are not going to reinvent yourself as a sex symbol at 60. You are not George Clooney. You will not be in front of a movie camera, your time came and went for that. No matta how hard you try or how much money you throw at it.
     
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    What kind of guy not only has plastic surgery but has plastic surgery and liposuction on his fucking ass????

    ...Going full queer.....
     
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    Nice find - the internet is the enemy of serial liars like Howard.
     
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    This.
     
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    You're all just jealous of his hunky-ness! :up:
     
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    you absolutely need to be asleep for a chin implant.

    he's fucking nuts.

    i've assisted them in the OPERATING ROOM and the people were OUT.

    i believe 10000% he had one, but i am shocked he had one, given the risks. It could have affected his lower lip, making his speech even more fucked up that it is already.
     
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    This!
     
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    if only we could break through his insulation of asskissers and make him see!!!!! :pissed:
     
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    Yeah, well, the awful dental work he had took care of that. :jj:
     
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    We should chip in and take an ad out in the New York Post with everything in the opening post of this thread and have it placed opposite page 6 ('cause you know the big girl reads that every morning...and Beth too).
     
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    The fact that Howard visited multiple plastic surgeons about his chin over 15 years ago speaks volumes. Howard was definitely at least interested in an implant to the point of visiting multiple doctors. And he said he would have done it if it was recommended to him.

    I think that Howard met with enough doctors, or maybe the chin procedure itself improved enough that Howard eventually felt comfortable putting a chin implant in years later. And if Howard doesn’t have a chin implant, I think he at least did some work around his chin and neck, like sucking out the fat to make the chin protrude more…… similar to what was discussed by Dr. Sal Calabro starting at the 10:40 minute mark in the youtube.
     
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    omg he is a monster
     
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    You are a genious of yourself!
     
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    That's the part that bothers everyone. I don't think anyone REALLY cares if the guy has had plastic surgery. I mean, it's definitely weird for a guy, and I don't think I've ever even had a discussion about it with any male friend, but I can at least understand the desire if Howard is always on tv (or at least used to be).

    But just fess up to it. That's all. Have an honest discussion about it. Has ALL honesty left this show? For a man who sells himself as being the most honest, it's just funny (and frustrating for old fans) to see that Howard is actually the exact opposite.
     
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    Maybe I'm just ignorant but why the fuck is a bigger chin desirable or attractive? Does he think it will take attention away from his nose?
     
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    Maybe he just prefers screaming in pain during the procedure.