News howard mentioned today.. "Beth tripped over a bail of hay"..

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  1. gkworboy

    gkworboy Active Member

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    Have at er folks.. a free bee from Howard this morning when discussing the Halloween decorations in his lobby
     
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    Biffa Bacon Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully she broke her leg so they have to shoot her
     
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    Did she stop to eat?
     
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    I don't think these "Beth is horse-like" threads are very funny.

    All they do is stirrup negativity.
     
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    Well you know, when the gates open some go whole-hog.
     
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    ...he should just graze her in an open field.
     
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    That Beth sure is a horses ass....
     
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    First time in ages I've laughed at anything he said. I knew it would be good for some entertainment here.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! DawgShed News Gold

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    At least that's a real model!!!
     
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    When We Wind Up in the Hay, It's Only Hay, Hey Hey!
     
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    ^^^^^^ Hahaha. Same here.

    I giggled when he said it. I love Passive Agressive Howie.

    Can you imagine the after shock of that giant monster with those enormous hooves falling. I imagine it in slow motion like the Jeff The Drunk fall.

    Beth is sober Zero Point Zero Days out of 365 Days a Year.
     
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    Can someone post one of those soundcloud thingies with him saying that? or would they get in trouble? Cuz that would be great since most of us don't listen anymore.
     
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    Also, was this part of him bitching about the Halloween decoration? Will this be Das Boot #5 for Beth?
     
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    uh oh, drunk again :hersh:
     
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    That part was pretty funny too because you could tell Howard was lying and making it up as he went along. He kept changing his mind about what was said and who said it. At one point he said he got a call from "someone" who gave him a heads-up there were complaints about the lack of decorations, then changed his mind and said Beth told him. He also claimed he couldn't get in contact with the head of the tenants board, then said Beth was a board member. Sure Wiggy, that's the ticket.
     
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    I am not sure where to start with this one :jj:
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    This. I am still laughing that someone would make her a board member of the towers.

    Puleeese.
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Way to horseshoehorn that one in, Wiggy.