Howard: "My teacher says I'm better than 90% of pro photographers"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I get major douche chills when he says stuff like this.
    Wish someone on the show would call him out on this.
     
  2. BethsZygote

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    Robin said something funny right after insinuating that his teacher tells him that to keep him employed by Howard.... forgot the line but it was funny! :cheer2:
     
  4. Dick Gozinya

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    lol. I picture the teacher of the retard class telling a retard his drawing of his mother is better than that of all the other retards.
     
  5. Nemo

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    Howard isn't even the best photographer in his family. His sister is much better, he should take lessons from her.
     
  7. JDDaBadAhz

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    Those who can do. Those who can't teach.
     
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    That's the long and the short of it!

    Who exactly is this genius teacher who has the staggering qualifications to place Howard in the top 10% of all pros? Both him and his asshole "teacher" are shitheads! I studied photography for years in the 80's and specialized in 2 1/4 and 4X5. I still have not seen a quality photo in all the shit he's released since he started. If he actually imagines that he's skilled, he should start releasing UNTOUCHED photos! EVERYTHING he posts are pieces of over tooled shit!

    He is in fact in the top 10% of out of control megalomaniac's. He's in the league now with Kim Jong Il.
     
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    :artiejj::giggle:
     
  10. Vashier

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    Robin did call him out like Ruffy said. She also called him out on not masterbating as well today. Makes me think they want the old jackie feel back but without jackie doing it :nocheer:
     
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    Yep, Robin called him out on that bullshit. As if Howard would keep paying someone who actually challenged him or tells him he needs to improve.
     
  12. MutteringJohn

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    Howard surrounds himself with "Yes" men, the biggest of which is that cocksucking motherfucker, Ronnie Mund.
     
  13. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    He has the artistic sensibilities of a photographer who works weekends for a strip mall studio in Butte, Montana.
     
  14. yippeekyaa

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    Fuck Howard and his high dollar cameras. I've won awards for photo's i've taken with my iphone. Any douche that tries to be a great photographer as a hobby is a fool. The secret to taking great photo's is all about opportunity. Be at the right place at the right time to take that beautiful shot. Staged photo shopped pictures are for fools.
     
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    Yup, he's a real pro. Can't wait to see his upcoming show at MoMA.
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    Howard's photography teacher is probably the same guy that taught Elvis karate...and gave him a black belt in a week. Didn't Howard's chess teacher also tell him how remarkable he was??
     
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    He may be a good photographer, but his photoshop SUCKS BALLS.
     
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    if the teacher tells howie the truth hes out of a paying customer......this will be just like chess.
     
  19. GaryPuppet

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    Howard will be shooting the cover for Lisa's book tomorrow.


    Anyone else think the final image will have the shit photoshopped out of it and Lisa will end up looking like a 19 year old asian woman?

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    He's the male "Yoko Ono". Motherfucker thinks he's an actual photographer now . . .