Howard: "My Varvatos linen pants dont fit me Robin. I'm so fat"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "My belly hangs over and i cant button my suit jacket. I promise I will lose the weight in two weeks in time for Jimmy's wedding."

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  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    He's totally out of things to talk about, isn't he.
     
  3. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    He really said that?
     
  4. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    who the fuck loses weight to go to a wedding????
     
  5. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    So much faggotry to dissect here. Let's start with "favorite Varvatos linen pants". :spingay:
     
  6. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Fucker has to be taking the piss now
     
  7. Slappy

    Slappy Well-Known Member

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    Women.
     
  8. 1Vegasgirl

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    So true!!! Doesn't linen wrinkle quickly?:rolleye:
     
  9. Wesmantooth

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    Yea lose 10 lbs that will make you look sooooo much better :jj:
     
  10. Nemo

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    This is an eating disorder!
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  11. VAsiCkBoy

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    The bride? :dontknow:
     
  12. CCMaguire

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    I've never heard a man say those words.
     
  13. srricks

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    I'd die from laughter if instead of losing the weight, he gained more before the wedding...
     
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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    ROFLc:giggle:
     
  15. Bye You!

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    A woman.
     
  16. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :beer:
     
  17. Phantom Lord

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    Who can even see his stupid, flabby belly when the guy dresses all year long like it is 30 degrees outside. Does he think people can tell a 10lb. difference in 6'5" guy that has on a t-shirt, with a shirt over it, with a jacket over the shirt, and with a scarf over the jacket?
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Fixed it for you. :hat:
     
  19. nazdrowie

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    what does this have to do with Ashley Jade?
     
  20. PelicanWig

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    Howard is suuuuuuccccchhhhhhhh a faggot!!