Howard named the new kittens Bert and Ernie

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Nov 23, 2014.

  1. MutteringJohn

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    The man is a comedic genius.





    4 hours ago
    Ernie & Bert enjoying their newfound freedom in the Foster Room
     
  2. Bye You!

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    i hate her
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    What about naming them Gold and Digger.
     
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    Because he's gay like Bert and Ernie.
     
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    He should endear himself to the AGT crowd and name them Cock and Balls
     
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    The way she gets those kittens to swipe at that toy! I mean my god....I've never seen such a thing. Grab the iphone!...hurry before it never happens again!
     
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    Someone should hang a c-note in front of Beff like that and let the hilarity ensue. Or a carrot.

    Or a bag of oats
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Should have named them Silicone and Botox after their foster mother.
     
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    How is that little fenced in area in the cabana freedom?
     
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    Is this the last batch of kittens before they leave for Florida and the social scene?
     
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    With Yoda, he discovered the name of a Muppet makes for better search results than 'writer Beth Stern'. He must be planning more books.


    When is he gonna name some kittens after Janice & Zoot, though?

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    The originality of a 3 year old.
     
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    Howard Stern is an unoriginal unfunny faggot.
     
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    That because Big Bird is in the closet like those two puppets were. Another clue to Howie's love of the peen.
     
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    Did anyone ever call Howie out about how he went after Ellen Degeneres about her animals and she was crazy for having a bunch and trying to give them away?
     
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    yeah. "freedom in the foster room" doesn't really make much sense, now, does it?
     
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    It's a good thing Saint Beth came and rescued these kittens. From the looks of them, they were certainly moments from death and never would have been adopted without her help.
     
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    Pretty sure I caught a glimpse of her on the reflection of the floor. I can't stop beating off