Howard never had a titfuck.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Morrisb, Feb 5, 2013.

  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    I rewatched an old show. Howard said for some reason he's never had it. He doesn't know what it's like. :console:
     
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    Not really surprising, Ralph hasn't got much to work with.
     
  3. Quite Frankly

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    It's degrading to women
     
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    Give him a few months, next time the subject comes up he'll have a completely different story. Wiggy will suddenly remember that when he was on a "mad tear" after the divorce he titfucked an A-list actress. Just like dating models in college and almost getting fired for having too much sex.
     
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    It's because every time a guy has tried to titty fuck Howard he says never mind let me just suck it instead.
     
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    "Hey Robin, Jenny McCarthy would have fucked me when i was single."
     
  7. Beths Arab

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    There's no way he's ever going to get Beffs rubber Grapefruits close enough together to fuck so he's shit out of luck unless he cheats.
     
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    "i love the vagine". his standard comeback. real heteros have the mad urge to jam it everywhere it could potentially fit.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Had a GF that was small breasted, And she had long gorgeous hair.....She'd wrap it around my kawk and jerk me off. If you haven't had that done, Trust me it's AWESOME!!!
     
  10. Dick Gozinya

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    :hilarious:
     
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    he also never ate ass, which means he's a boring dork in bed, women like freaks that do everything!
     
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    howa4d has a viable penis
     
  13. Morrisb

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    lol She's trying her hardest. :jj:

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    She knew how to do it already? I had one that was big breasted, DSL's too. I had to teach her. :facepalm:
     
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    Don't get tit fucking...Got a warm, moist receptacle inches away....Use it
     
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    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    I've had good and eh experiences. If their not into it, it sucks.
     
  17. DaBUU

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    A hair job, aka HJ, hmmmmm? Something I think I've always wanted, but never knew about it.
     
  18. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    tit fucking is a myth that guys who watch too much porn with no reality base fantasize about. :facepalm: the logistics & reality of it will have most girls yawning & doing their nails while you look like an idiot pumping away on her tits...wise up morons.:hat:
     
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    I think you've been missing out... Some chics are way into it... And hell yes it can be awesome...
     
  20. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya, whatever dude.:rolleye: