Howard Never Heard Anyone Say "The Hamptons" Until About 10 Years Ago (???)

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  1. tv910

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    That's what he said to Alec Baldwin. WTF? I remember that lying asshole talking about The Hamptons a long time before that - mostly about how the people there were jerks and how he'd never want to live there. A quick look at marksfriggin (which only goes back to 1996) brings up plenty of old references. One example:

    -- Wednesday June 11, 1997 --

    ◾Stuttering John's Nightmarish Wedding Plans. 6/11/97. 6:35am
    Stuttering John is getting married in the near future and he's been having some problems with the plans. He was telling Howard about how he doesn't have a permit to have the wedding on the beach like he's supposed to but that doesn't matter because there's no beach at the house he's renting for $10,000 a month! John has been planning all of this for a very long time and now it's falling apart. He has to get a different house on the beach so that he has a beach to have the wedding on. Then the caterer has to get a permit to have the wedding. Howard pointed out that John is having this wedding out in the Hamptons on Long Island. It's a very popular spot and there's only one road in and out of the place so it's going to be a pain in the ass for all of his guests to get there.
     
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    That's odd. Despite being in my early 20s making less than $50k a year I was aware of the Hamptons. You would think a multi millionaire from long island would have heard of that place.

    Some of his lies really are laugh out loud funny
     
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    WTF? He had MANY conversations about the Hamptons crowds and traffic they caused. LOOOOONG before Sirius.

    He is such a lying prick.
     
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    [SIZE=+1]-- Monday July 16, 2001 --

    [/SIZE]Howard said he spent his vacation in The Hamptons and he loved it. He spent some time talking about that and his experiences out there. He complained that people are allowed to park their cars on the beach and take up all the room. He said he was ready to call the Governor to complain about it. He said it looks like a mess and he wonders why it's allowed.
    Howard also kept mentioning some woman by the name of Lizzie Grubman who goes out to The Hamptons and gets into arguments with people. She's apparently the daughter of some rich guy. She ended up running over like 16 people at some club but claims that she didn't know she did it. The authorities called it road rage but now the woman is saying that she wishes that people would respect her privacy because her mother is dying of cancer. But she just ran over 16 people. It's a local New York story so Howard had to explain it all to everyone listening. Now Howard thinks that when he goes out to the Hamptons, people must hate him because he ''invades'' their town like all of the other famous people like Lizzie Grubman. You can read about the mess in the NY Post.
     
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    [SIZE=+1]-- Tuesday September 3, 2002 --

    [/SIZE]Howard returned from his end-of-summer vacation this morning. He said that when they come back from summer vacation it means summer is really over. He went on to say that he was pissed about the weather while they were on vacation. He rented a house out in the Hamptons and the weather turned foul after Monday of last week. Howard said he had his kids out there and they ended up arguing a bit.Howard said he ran into Mark Green who ran for Mayor of New York out in The Hamptons. He talked about that for a short time. He also ran into an old friend by the name of Kevin Goldman. Howard said he thought the guy looked older than him but his girlfriend told him he really didn't.
     
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    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]-- Tuesday March 2 , 1999 --[/SIZE]

    [/SIZE]Howard had to bail out on that discussion since she wasn't giving out the details and Gary was in to show off his ''Going to the Hamptons'' look. Gary didn't look too good in this outfit because Howard said the jacket and shirt were too tight on him. Brenda also said that the colors were wrong for him. They figured out that summer colors are not the right one's for Gary.[SIZE=+1][/SIZE]
     
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    [SIZE=+1]-- Monday August 14, 2000 --[/SIZE]

    Howard said that he spent some time hanging out with Jackie and Stuttering John over the weekend. They went out to Dominic Barbara's house in the Hamptons and drank 2 and a half cases of beer as well as a bunch of other alcoholic drinks. Howard said that John and Jackie can drink a lot of alcohol and it doesn't affect them. Howard's friend Matt from the New York Rangers was there also. Matt thought that Jackie and John were lightweights and that he could out drink them but the next morning he couldn't walk.
     
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    [SIZE=+1]-- Friday October 22, 1999 --

    [/SIZE]Howard said she was a crummy interview so he didn't spend too much time with her. Before Jason left he told Howard about this movie he directed. He said that it doesn't have a distributor yet so it's just showing at film festivals around the country now. Tonight it's in the Hamptons on Long Island. Howard said that if the movie's not national he doesn't know why he's plugging it. Jason said he wasn't asking him to do that. Jason said the movie is about a 14 year old who just wants to see someone having sex and you follow him on his trek until he finds what he's looking for.
     
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    [SIZE=+1]-- Thursday October 22, 1998 --

    [/SIZE]Howard took a break after the game. When he came back he spent a few minutes talking to Ratso about his house in the Hamptons. Howard heard that Ratso has a toilet that you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down.
     
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    [SIZE=+1]-- Wednesday July 26, 2000 --

    [/SIZE]Howard is invited to this big party out in the Hamptons this week and he was trying to decide whether or not to go. The party is being thrown by this guy Ted Fields who produces movies and stuff. Howard and the rest of the gang were trying to figure out what the guy did to make his fortune but they were unable to come up with an answer. Howard said that he read that this chick from the ''X-Men'' movie, Famke Janssen, will be there. He said that she's single now and he might want to hang with her. He may fly out by helicopter if he can arrange that. Howard wants to get Ted Fields on the show so he can find out about how he made his money.
     
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    I think he started to rent out there when he hooked up with saddle tramp. (Beth)
     
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    In Howard's defense, I bet he only REALLY started hearing about the played-out Hamptons after Beth started suggesting that they get a house there.
     
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    Serial liar gonna lie.
     
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    They played a clip on the Shuffle a while ago that must have been at least 20 years old. Gary and some friends were thinking about renting a Hamptons beach house for a short vacation and Howard was trying to talk him out of it. Wiggy said the Hamptons was a shitty place for a vacation, the people were assholes, and he would never want to live there. Pretty funny.
     
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    beth was a fixture at the hamptons during the 1990's, she met nacho in 1993-94 during one of her hunting trips
     
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    Reminds me of Pat Cooper saying "The Hamtons" over and over in a funny voice.
     
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    he's a fucking sick man. he should address this pathological lying problem with his psychiatrist.
     
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    I'm 32. I knew what The Hamptons were when I was 6. It was were rich people out East lived.

    WTF is wrong with Howard's brain? There's not an honest or sincere molecule in his whole body.
     
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    c'mon he knew! he was just doing the ol' I'm not an elist type of guy shit....he should just embrace it....he's fckn rich and stays with the hobnobs.....
     
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    Apparently Wiggy thinks it's better to be a liar and look like an idiot than admit he's part of high society. He's completely clueless.