Howard no longer on AGT commercials!

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  1. MarvelComics85

    MarvelComics85 Well-Known Member

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    From Marks Friggin'

    Howard took a call from a guy who said that NBC has been showing tons of AGT commercials and Howard isn't in any of them. He said they show Howie and Sharon but not Howard. Howard sounded shocked by that. The guy said that he's not kidding. Howard said he's not returning then. Robin said that he can't go by what this guy is saying. Howard said that better not be fucking true. The caller guarantees that he's not lying. He said he'll come to the studio and slit his wrists if he's lying. Howard said he'd like to see that. Howard said that can't be right. Robin said they love him so why would they do that? Howard said he doesn't know.

    Howard took a call from a guy who said that the caller was right about the NBC commercials. He said they must think that people don't want to see Howard Stern at all. Howard said that he's just made his decision then. He said he will not go back to AGT if he's not in the commercials. Howard said one season is enough for him. Howard said he's the whole show. Howard said he should be in the commercials. He said he's fabulous. He thinks he is. He said he knows he is. Robin said he was in the Super Bowl commercial. Howard said that's right. He said he feels he brought the level of judging up on all of these shows. He wondered what's up with that. He said he's done if he's not in them. He said he was leaning toward coming back but this just made his decision for him.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    What a fucking jerk.
     
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    America's Noodge :bigcry:
     
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    What the fuck? His ego is way out of control.
     
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    America's Afterthought
     
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    He fucking thinks the other POS talent shows have increased their standard of "judging" from him? He belongs in Creedmore. What a dick.
     
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    "America's Ratings Drain"
     
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    His ego knows no bounds
     
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    ...they havent been showing howard in the commercials for a while now. i think i did a thread on that exact thing because i was surprised by it. haha i bet howard feels like they think hes too ugly and gross for them to show on commercials. im glad hes pissed off, beth get ready for someone needy and grumpy to come home to, if youre not too busy doing charity work somewhere.

    howie has totally lost it, hes rich just not likeaboe.

    Howard said he's the whole show. Howard said he should be in the commercials. He said he's fabulous. He thinks he is. He said he knows he is. Robin said he was in the Super Bowl commercial. Howard said that's right. He said he feels he brought the level of judging up on all of these shows. He wondered what's up with that. He said he's done if he's not in them. He said he was leaning toward coming back but this just made his decision for him.
     
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    Maybe Mildred from Manhattan should call in to dispense a dose of reality?

    (cause can we really count on Mary from Moorestown?)
     
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    Robin was discussing the declining ratings on the Today Show despite Ann Curry's departure....apparently the ratings even declined on the the new woman's 1st day; historically NEVER happens as first day breeds hoopla and curiosity.....Howard responded that he supposes they're now going to be after him to save that show and the ratings.

    He has absolutely no shame, and thinks everyone BUT him is an absolute moron. He's been with Beff too long and is starting to equate the general public's mental capability with hers as the norm.

    Someone should tweet him that the Today Show may not be able to afford his kind of rating adjustment if they are already down. Apparently, losing great percentages of viewers is the new measure for SUCCESS!
     
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    also, did anyone hear a few weeks ago sirius was promoting the Billy Corgan interview on O&A, but no mention of him being on Stern.
     
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    ...this is more than a minor fender bender on howards ego, hes got some major body damage there.
     
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    Can't imagine why NBC doesn't want this face to attract more viewers? :c

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    From another perspective, Howard may be aware that he's not welcome back. This just sounds like face-saving rhetoric.

    It's possible that the decision was made for him, and they just haven't decided on his replacement yet.
     
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    ...oh my fucking god. ive never seen that top pic before. holy jesus effin christ on a cracker.
     
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    It's Howard cut in half and mirror imaged.

    I told Nemo his shop skills are getting too good.
     
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    Unlike Howard, Mildred has a full time job. :sad:
     
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    'chopped