Howard: No one gives me a bonus

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  1. username

    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Fun fight with Scott Salem and Howard. Howard tries to keep the illusion that he is not the boss. Scott tells the truth "not directly".

    Scott thinks that the staff should get a bonus.
    Howard of course don't want to pay a bonus.

    The Howard tells "No one gives me a bonus".
    This is after 100 million Signing bonus with Sirius and 300 million in stockbonues.
    But spending 0.01% on his staff? N They should be happy to have a job.

    [video=youtube;Nvw0y28Xd8Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvw0y28Xd8Q[/video]

    [video=youtube;eeV0E24T8NY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeV0E24T8NY&feature=relmfu[/video]
     
  2. Nemo

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    Greedy lazy Sociopath
     
  3. Bye You!

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    He's a total douchebag.
     
  4. harlock

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    Wiggy should also be happy to have a job.
     
  5. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    that is no way to talk about americas judge!!
     
  6. j shmuck

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    I love it when Howard claims he has nothing to do with other people's salaries.

    Well, Tom Brady isn't responsible for paying his teammates but he takes paycuts and deferred payments every other year so his team can continue to compete at a high level and his fellow players can get paid their fair share.

    As a reslut JD continues to live in the ghetto without dental insurance
     
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    The fact that he does t treat his staff better is just sad
     
  8. Johnny B

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    It would be nice when Howard retires if he took a million marboes and divided it up between all of his workers as a good will "thank you" gesture.. also as a way to suck their asses so they don't write "tell all" books. In reality Howard wouldn't miss a million marboes, but his greedy nature will probably get the better of him..

    I think any decent person worth HUNDREDS of millions of dollars would reward their staffers like that if they were a "team" for 20+ years.
     
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    He doesn't deserve a bonus..when a company is bought out, all contracts are null and void..
     
  10. Nibbler

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    Poor Howard. Can't get a bonus or a boner.
     
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    Big hugs to nibs!
     
  12. Phillipmcd

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    Howard gets a bonus, no one else!!!
     
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    Kapnick-photo.jpg

    Wiggy got Kapnicked :punch:
     
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    I can't wait until his $300 million dollar "Bonus" is REJECTED . . .
     
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  16. Mr Fantastic

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    Don't you think there might be a Stiletto or 2 sitting around that Hoard could bonus his loyal staff with?


    And I will agree that most of the staff are lucky just to have work. Employers aren't out there recruiting simiens or Fullsail grads.
     
  17. Willowglen

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    He doesn't need the insurance. Everyone from Booey to the woman that cleans out Apples litter box has signed non disclosure agreements preventing them from writing any kind of book. After Stuttring John got a book deal in the 90's Howard quashed it and Buchwald came in and cleaned everyone up with the NDA's

    Do you really think Stuttering John, Grillo, KC, or even Jackie wouldn't have cashed out by writing books years ago if they could?
     
  18. somedude61

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    Howard pulls the same shit one of my former employers did. Howard throws a Christmas party for the staff. And he pays for the food and the location and drinks and what not with the money that should rightly be going to bonuses. But Howard can then write all those expenses off on his taxes as a business expense. So for Howard it is almost a zero sum game and all the staff gets is one night of some free food and drink with the possibility of being made fun of on subsequent shows. Howard, you truly are a shitty boss.
     
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    Howard is just a scumbag.
     
  20. kippy

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    He got a bonus when Sirius and XM merged. But still sued for more.