**Howard not at SNL 40 spin thread***

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    lots of meetings?
     
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    You'd think his pal Seinfeld would have wanted him there.
     
  3. BethSucks

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    "Lorne wanted me to host, Robin, but my first obligation is to Sirius and I had to prepare for the show, jam packed today, let's bring in our next guest Scott Baio's housekeeper, she's seen it all"
     
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    It started at 8pm, past his bedtime.
     
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    whynow Well-Known Member

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    Truthfully, he has no friends associated with the SNL crew (well, he has no friends other than Ralph)

    But Wiggy has never been on the radar of any of the SNL crew of legends considering him as a comedic equal.
     
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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    "Robin, Lorne personally called me and wanted Beth to be in a skit on the show but she doesn't want to be famous".
     
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    "Robin, the fact of the matter is Lorne has been asking ne to host the 40th anniversary for a year now. I said the only way I am going to do this is if you fire all the writers and let me bring my own team on board to write for me. Benji, Elisa, and Shuli know what works for me."
     
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    "Robin, SNL hasn't been funny or relevant in 20 years, and being on top of MY game now, I just couldn't risk being associated with a failed show like that."
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    "I should have been on the anniversary show, Robin. I mean ... SNL hasn't been funny in years; I haven't been funny in years. It's a perfect match."
     
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    Trainwreckjm Well-Known Member

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    Howard's version:

    "We had some discussions about it but when I told them my ideas they decided it was just too outrageous for them. I guess they wanted to play it safe. If I had done it I would have blown the roof off that place."

    Reality:

    "I left Lorne a message saying I wanted to come on, do a stupid dance and then hug everyone. He never called back."
     
  11. Nemo

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    Wasn't he at the nba all star game?
     
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    potroast Well-Known Member

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    Howard was busy doodling.
     
  14. Nemo

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    Resting up for AGT?
    Reading movie scripts?
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Sucking cock
     
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    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    So Dan Aykroyd did you audition for SNL?
    Lorne Michaels.
    Tell me all about your audition for 35 minutes.
    Lorne Michaels.
    Did John Belushi have a big cock?
    Lorne Michaels.
    Did Chevy Chase ever offer to fuck you up the ass?
    Lorne Michael's.
     
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    Pretty funny. All that ass-lathering of Lorne Michaels and cast members didn't get Howard an invitation to SNL, just like Beth's supposed expertise in fashion and modeling didn't get her into any Fashion Week events. They make a great pair, they're both useless and irrelevant.
     
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    insane
     
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    Howie is so afraid of going somewhere and nobody acknowledging him. In his mind he is the biggest A lister. Just like when he was the basketball game sitting next to swift and her crew, and he got no attention.
     
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    ??
    Don't you think part of Howard evolving was to be at events like this??
     
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