Howard not happy b/c wedding wasn't all about him

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, Jimmy makes me a party every year. I like that b/c it is all about me. But this wedding...it was all about Jimmy and Molly. I didn't like it."

    "Robin, I thought Jimmy and I were closer than we were, but Ben Affleck made a speech about how Jimmy brings everyone together. I guess we aren't as close as I thought. Jimmy has a lot of close friends"

    "Robin, I tried to make the wedding not about me, but everyone was egging me on, so I had to cut in on their first dance. Robin?"
     
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    You are kiddin'. He actually said that?
     
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    He did.:facepalm:
     
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    I heard about the dance thing but had no idea Pelican actually said that shit. I had the fucker on today, too, but honestly tuned him out of my head.

    Haven't been feeling talk radio lately too much. Been missing a lot of Jay Thomas, too.
     
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    Gah! That sounds beyond gay. It's something that a 12 year old girl would say
     
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    Or a 60 year old fruit
     
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    The other thing is Pelican thinks he's Jimmy's really close friend. But seems disappointed Jimmy has other "close" friends.

    Hold on there, Pelican thinks he's "close" with someone he sees, at most, 3 times a year?

    Really?
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    It killed Howard that he and Beth weren't invited to be in the wedding party.

    "Robin, we weren't asked to be in the wedding party. I thought Jimmy and I were closer than that."
     
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    I think Howard died a little inside when he finally realized that Jimmy doesn't treat him any differently than his 10,000 other friends. The only difference seems to be that he humors poor Howard by throwing parties "in his honor."
     
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    According to Carolla, Jimmy has parties at his house practically every weekend. So it isn't a big deal to throw another party, and let Howard believe it is in 'his honor".
     
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    So we at Dawgs pretty much nailed what he would say when he got back. That he is a big enough douche to whine that it wasn't all about him.

    Fucking clueless bastard.
     
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    no way.


    for real?
     
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    Wow what a douche! Almost makes me want to listen to the show today just to hear him realize that Jimmy would much rather associate with real, relevant celebs. :giggle:
     
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    I think Howie is still butt-hurt over Cabo and not staying with the cool kids.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    wow he is really unbelievable. :nocheer:
     
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    it was actually Adam Corolla who said that

    listen to his podcast from yesterday, he gave a far more entertaining recap of the wedding
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    did he complain about the other things such as food, music, wedding dress, lack of gift appreciation?
     
  19. Dlist

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    Actually no, I was shocked. He said Molly looked beautiful, and no mention of anything else. I was disappointed.
     
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