Howard-Old man petting Yoda

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Good God...every one of these makes me vomit - it's like he's the Pope and just by the "laying of hands" on these filthy felines he is somehow blessing them with his awesomeness. Barf.
     
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    Look at his frail skinny little frame. :shakey: He looks like a 90 year old grandma.


    And nice necklace, too. :rolleye:
     
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    What a flattering picture. I cannot tell which end is up on the kat. I cannot tell which end is up on that skeletal being with jet-black hair and silver-grey stubble annoying said kat with its popsicle stick phallanges. Best of all, I love Beef's artistic decision to foreshorten the shot of the skeleton's nose. I guess she beat the Master at his own game of fer-tografy.

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    He's hot according to the Cunt.
     
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    Pube wig. Dick nose.
     
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    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This will also be the scene on Fathers Day. Sterns daughters will be off chanting in some obscure Hasidic-Yoga temple. The only children that will be around Stern will be the "rescue" kittens Beth is in the process of saving.
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    I hate Howard, Beth, and Yoda so much that today I adopted a white Persian cat,named it Yoda, picked it up by its tail, swung it over my head, and threw it at the wall.
     
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    That must be "girls town" Howard would freak out having a cat on the furniture in his part of the mansion.
     
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    Nice try Beth, but Yoda is a failure, just like all your other projects. Shouldn't those "endorsements" Wig was talking about months ago be out by now?
     
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    Interesting how the photo is cropped, can't really see the wig skull cap line. Bethie must be good at photoshop!
     
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    Apparently he's forgotten the meaning of "ridiculous." #stupidoldfart
     
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    Looks like it's pet-therapy day at the old folks' home.

    Howard looks like he needs one of those Boost or Ensure drinks.......hope the attendant brings him one. (Seriously, eat some REAL food, Howard!)
     
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    He can't look natural or comfortable doing ANYTHING. What a miserable fuck.

    If you can't get comfortable sitting on your expensive couch in your luxurious mansion and petting your professionally groomed designer cat, then what the fuck was all the therapy for? Christ, what a mess.
     
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    I love how the two of them saved Yoda from kicking the bucket .
    If not for them he would be pushing up daisies.
     
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    I hate Howard so much i escorted a frail old Jewish woman into a restaurant and made her eat a cheeseburger.
     
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    I hate Beth so much I punched a horse . I couldn't help myself . The horse reminded me of her .
     
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