Howard on agt farewell ... what a joke ..

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  1. Noshferatu

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    How long did he do that shit show?.....You expect this after his radio career but the Gong Show?
     
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    I can't read. I'm starting to slowly detach from caring about Stern in any capacity...I'm now apathetic. I don't want to risk becoming enraged.
     
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    HAMPTONS HOWIE: I did the most shocking thing of my career - I went on a family show, alienated my loyal fanbase, AND destroyed any bit of my legacy I thought I had set in stone. (puts hands together in the "I'm praying no one is actually watching or reading this because if they are I'm fucked" configuration and says ala the end of his "true" story/"love letter" to his EX wife). You've gotta respect that. All these years I've been self-promoting and being obnoxious on free radio and then look at me - I was able to destroy it ALL in one fell swoop. You've gotta respect that. You gotta respect that.

    (eyes close)

    (blind and incontinent cats are cued to arrive for Instagram photo op with BethOno)

    (BethOno can't stop taking pictures - of herself)
     
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    thanks for the +25 reps Margos :) and the rest of you guys ... up to a whopping 227 now, lol ... :D
     
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    the funniest part was on the radio show, I think it was Mariann from Brooklyn who asked if they were doing some type of segment for Howard as a send off?? I saw like a 5 min produced piece which he was clearly involved shooting it, and HOward was playing coy " I dont really know if they will do anything to say good bye"
     
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    Have we seen a single photo of Howard at a restaurant with a 10-year-old on his lap? Or are these celebrity-obsessed parents willing to plop their kid on a TV star's lap, but reluctant to share and hashtag their photos for all to admire?
     
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    This is the most fascinating piece of bullshit from the article.

    ""I’ll go to a restaurant and parents will bring over their 10-year-olds to sit on my lap to take a picture. I’m like, ‘Oh my god.’ It’s kind of funny to me because this never happened to me in my career."

    For one thing what type of family has the money to go to the high class restaurants Howard eats at? I doubt there are many kids who get to go to Nobu and Per Se.

    But mainly the idea that Howard would let a filthy kid sit on his bony lap is absurd, probably would give him a fracture.
     
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    By the way, every media outlet has described Howard's departure from AGT as "emotional."

    How. Fucking. Embarrassing.

    I thought he was supposed to be the American Nightmare doing this show "as a goof" for his radio fans. Instead he was fulfilling his own dream of giving advice to struggling ventriloquists and thumbtack swallowers. :bigcry:
     
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    The only kids that I can imagine eating in those restaurants are the ones with the souped up toy cars. :rolleye:

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    The 5 minute science fiction piece where Wiggy portrays a human being was actually shown to let the fans of the show know that tranny granny stern has been fired. please watch next year and tell your friends that it is safe to come back cuz the old grey mare has been sent to the glue factory. #10yearoldssitonmylaprobin
     
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    Buchwald had those pics erased from the internets because they were shot from the wrong side ... or the parents didn't want to sigh the forms
    or maybe macy turk got to them first ...

    Bethswonkyeye, thanks for the 150 , damn, you're not playing around :D
     
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    I had no idea they were filming me, Robin
     
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    they wouldn't stop asking me to film this piece, i was really against it Robin ... robin?
     
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    Beth is STILL crying.
     
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    for one of two reasons:
    a) because "parents" have their kids sit on his lap like on a demented santa
    b) because she's not in those pictures :p
     
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    Whichever one of you magnificent bastards wrote this " Now move that same preposterous scenario to some old, make-up caked, witched chin, almond breathed, 62-year old man, in a wig, flashing his fake smile at you -- dressed as a teen-aged skater boy?"

    You sir or maam are a freaking genius. Stand up and accept the accolades of a grateful nation. Never before in the history of humanity as a stream of words put together meant so much to so many people. Bravo...
     
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    I wonder how much Howie had to pay-off NBC video editors to get Beth a prominent place in his "Goodbye" AGT video.
     
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